april fools?

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    i have been collecting bird droppings for months now. i plan to cover the entire parking lot, cars and all with bird shit. except for my bosses car. on his car i plan to hop up on the hood and pop a squat myself.

    wgen he catches me i'll jump off and 'ca-caw' a few times and flap my arms like a bird. then i'll 'fly up to him and punch him the throat.

    i'll yell 'april fools, pig fucker!'... then i'll set him on fire

    • actually i wont do any of this7point34
    • But you will think it, and thought crimes are dangerous to society. Termination recommended.Spookytim
    • *kills self7point34
    • You are redeemed.Spookytim

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