april fools?
april fools?
Out of context: Reply #9
- Started
- Last post
- 13 Responses
- 7point340
i have been collecting bird droppings for months now. i plan to cover the entire parking lot, cars and all with bird shit. except for my bosses car. on his car i plan to hop up on the hood and pop a squat myself.
wgen he catches me i'll jump off and 'ca-caw' a few times and flap my arms like a bird. then i'll 'fly up to him and punch him the throat.
i'll yell 'april fools, pig fucker!'... then i'll set him on fire