bill murray
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- dtan0
haydesign, i found the thread:
- tasty0
Julia Roberts was in front of me at Whole Foods last friday.
Woody Allen rode past me on a bicycle in the west village 2 yrs ago.
Josh Hartnett was at Black & White
Josh Hartnett was at PS1
Larry David crossed the street along side of me at 23rd st.
Morgan Spurlock was on the F train with a very pregnant wife last yr
Zack Galfinakis walking on Driggs last night (roomate saw him)
Tony Danza getting into a car outside a sleb event.none of these count, i'm in NY.
- Haydesign0
Can anyone point me towards dtan's "Who has the biggest dick or something" thread? Can't find it in the filter!
- Jaline0
Or if the city itself is somehow changed.
- Jaline0
I almost want to say it doesn't count if you see them in NY or LA. How many times per year do you guys see celebs walking around your streets? I've always wondered if the city affects people who are into celebs, or if celebs are affected instead.
- tasty0
My friend was walking in Manhattan one day when he brushed shoulders with a guy walking in the opposite direction. He turned to apologize and as he was was saying sorry he goes "soorr, hey you're bill murray!!"
Bill then put him in a head lock gave him noogies and said "no one will ever believe you" and walked away.
- similar thing happened to me but he called me a lil bitch... then he said nah just kidding go see lost in translation7point34
- haha he did that?! that is awesome, bill murray is the shizz.studderine
- Spookytim0
Ahhh, Dean&Deluca.
Great.
- Randd0
dtan doesn't even get that most of these stories, like the time I saw thurston moore at dean & deluca, are meant to be self-mocking.
pfft
- Spookytim0
I had a studio in a building that Damon Albarn hired a room in in London. Him and his mates were always doing odd things to record sounds and instruments and one time they had a mic set up on a stand outside their door and someone was playing a drumkit behind the closed door... I assumed the point was to get a recording of the drums that was a bit muffled or something. Anyway, I was very excited and stopped to listen. They'd keep stopping, playing back and discussing then going again, a bit softer this time, a bit faster maybe etc.
I got the idea into my head that maybe they were recording the second Gorrilaz album and I couldn't miss the chance to be on it, so I very carefully vocalised a few "boom tish, boomboom tish-a-bum boom tish, boomboom tish-a-bum" noises so that they would blend in seamlessly.
I've never managed to work out if I made the final cut, but royalities would surely be owing if I was on there.
- detritus0
Living in London, it's hard not to see loads of celebs going about their day.
My one favourite though, was seeing Liam Gallagher in a building I was based in, going to a photoshoot upstairs. I was getting a water refill and heard this weird swishing noise come up the stairs, so I poke my head around the front door to see what it was, only to look vacantly at this troglodytic moron swinging up the stairs (in a waterproof jacket, hence the swishing). I stared at him stupidly, trying to work out where I knew him from (it was early in the morning), and it was only after he scowled at me that the penny dropped, I laughed aloud, he carried on scowling, and we both carried on with our lives.
Actually, another time, Melinda Messenger made a point of enthusiastically saying 'Hullo!' to me at the same point on the landing, figuring I recognised her. I hadn't, and wondered what on Earth was wrong with her. Again, the penny dropped too late.
- Haydesign0
David Beckham - Model/Part Time Footballer:
In a Porsche Dealership (I was taking pics not buying). Looked at me like i was on the bottom of his shoe!Julian Barrett - Mighty Boosh/Nathan Barley:
I asked him something about the music he does. Told me to foook off!Celebraties seem to take a dis-likening to me. I bet the Dali Llama would call me a c*nt if I saw him in Starbucks?
- Mr Barrett's always kicking around Islington - always looks really morose and tentative. Makes me smile every time :)detritus
- 23kon0
back in the boyracing days of old me and a bunch of mates were in a couple of cars heading down st.andrews beach and just as we were driving past the back of the 18th we see sean connery standing there admiring the view out to sea.
we were like "no way - sean connery" and promptly turned into the sealife museum carpark and made for the exit part which was beside where he was standing.he had dissapeared and was RUNNING up the road away from us.
he maybe thought we were kidnappers :P
- or just a wee crowd o fannies he didnae want to talk to? ;)kelpie
- detritus0
I wake up me every morning.
- Is there no-one else who can that for you?Spookytim
- DO... who can DO that for you. Oh god why are all my best jokes ALWAYS ruined by MISSING WORDS?Spookytim
- I automatically put in the "do" while reading it, and didn't notice your mistake. You missed the right word ;)Jaline
- Phew!Spookytim
- I have people... but you know what they say "if you want something doing properly.."detritus
- Spookytim0
Dear Dtan,
I just wrote your name on the palm of my hand.
Now I'm shitting on it.
Bests,
Spookytim
- AndyRoss0
I was out on a date one time, and the girl I was with got in a fight and broke a glass in Iggy Pop's face. Cut him pretty good too.
She was a little feisty number...
- 7point340
lewis black does remember me actually. in fact i was hanging out with him last weekend... we were comparing penis size
- who won?studderine
- he had a bigger one, but i was standing pantless in a room with lewis black so, technically i won7point34
- helllz yesstudderine
- univers0
Bills Wife filed the papers for Divorce.