Cristiano Ronaldo
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- ********0
- JOSF0
it's ok, it's already thursday.
this weeks pay cheque will cover it.
- JOSF0
- sfeske0
i hate man u, but ronaldo is great when he isn't diving.
wasn't there a story about rooney and a woman in a cow costume?
- ********0
Cristiano Ronaldo is a fucking cock spanner, and he cannot drive for shit. hahahahah
- jevad0
Apparently Ronaldo crashed his Ferrari on purpose. He was angling for a penalty.
- jevad0
Witnesses say his car was lightly tapped from behind when the car suddenly flipped over and rolled 10 times. It then span around on its roof for 10 minutes, the wheels fell off, and it caught on fire.
- jevad0
He has a scratch on one leg but emerged from the wreckage clutching his head.
- BuddhaHat0
I loved watching him when he played for Portugal in the World Cup. And his highlight reels are absolutely amazing. This doesn't change the fact that others have already mentioned... he is an intolerable asshat.
PS. he was an even bigger girl until he put some weight on. Now he can knock other people around as well if he wants...
- Amicus0
Hate to break into this thread and mention that Liverpool is on top of the ladder. (not the ladder in Ronaldo's stockings either)
- CALLES0
http://www.goal.com/en/news/12/s…
Ouch my head!
Report Claims Paris Hilton Is Behind Real Madrid Star Cristiano Ronaldo’s Voodoo Curse
Hints were dropped previously, but now the wealthy heiress has confirmed that she is behind the hex currently plaguing 'CR9'...Oct 28, 2009 1:19:55 PM
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Celebrity tabloid reporting just took another step towards the weird and wonderful in the world of football.Paris Hilton has tacitly revealed that she is behind Real Madrid star Cristiano Ronaldo being cursed by Pepe the witch, whose spell has apparently caused the Portuguese sensation much woe since it was cast.
Pepe revealed to Spanish publication AS on October 22 that he was behind the injury that ‘CR9’ is currently attempting to battle, but he would not reveal who asked him to cast a hex upon Ronaldo’s head, stating only that the woman was a "jilted lover", "non-European" and "a very wealthy heiress form a well-known family".
All the signs pointed toward Ms. Hilton, and she has apparently confirmed the suspicions of many to Life & Style magazine's German edition.
“I can’t stand it when someone is mean,” she complained to the celebrity gossip publication. “I want a man anyway, not someone who runs about like a little girl. He’s a wimp!”
Pepe has revealed that his remit is “to do everything possible to prevent Cristiano Ronaldo continuing his career in football” and that he will take his voodoo doll of the player and “stab him in the spine”.
In response, Ronaldo is apparently set to benefit from supernatural powers, too. The mysterious sorcerer Fafa has reportedly cast a spell that will counteract Pepe’s hex. “I have lit candles next to a picture of Cristiano to put the matter to an end,” he said.
Ronaldo is due to make a recovery from his ankle injury in the coming days, specifically targeting next week’s Champions League match against Milan for a return.
- some people have too much time/money on their hands.Gucci
- Punkedbr0
RONALDO
Ronaldo Nazario brilha muito no Corinthians!
- neverscared0
welcome to south africa
- $outh Africa! money brainwa$hed! LOLKrassy
- What do you expect, dude has an IQ of less than 50. He just cares about his looks, money and BugattiNBQ00
- i expected he doesnt even know the difference between south and north..neverscared
