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- flashbender0
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Studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a building it has about thirty percent less chance of surviving than a cat that falls off the twentieth floor. It supposedly takes about eight floors for the cat to realize what is occurring, relax and correct itself.bonus fact:
I don't want to work today and would much rather post in the fact: thread.- fascinatingCALLES
- Anyone got a cat I can borrow?creative-
- My cat uses poor grammar, but never corrects himself.AndyRoss
- cats are uppity like that. Mine doesn't understand understand basic verb conjugationflashbender
- CALLES0
Useless Fact:
It costs more to buy a new car today in the United States than it cost Christopher Columbus to equip and undertake three voyages to and from the New World.
- Cheap Bastard.inhaler97
- I find that hard to believe...TheBlueOne
- CALLES0
Fact
The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night.
- Really? Just 8?canuck
- Fuck, I eat 'em all day long, too.AndyRoss
- but how many sliders does the average human eat?flashbender
- creative-0
Fact:
Brown bread toasts faster than white
- Randd0
fact: those two greys are actually the same color
- creative-0
Fact:
making your logo bigger is in no way directly proportionate to increased revenue
- LIAR! studies show that logo size is directly proportional to revenue generated.flashbender
- CALLES0
Fact:
jackryan is on porn and pascii is always horny
- Randd0
fact: your only options are black, white, blue, red, green, yellow, orange, grey or brown
- TheBlueOne0
Fact:
Raisins are just dried up grapes.
- morilla0
Fact:
Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather...
- is this a tool reference or a bill hicks reference? haha +1 either way734
- CALLES0
Fact
Girls Are Dicks... Girls Are Bitches
and pimpin aint easy
- Why do women wear make-up and perfume?morilla
- to hide their stench and ugliness?flashbender
- That's why you roll with the trannies?flashbender
- cause the are ugly and smell bad.morilla
- Spookyhome0
- so is that where the saying dickface comes from?CALLES
- hey! you're alive still!flashbender
- WE... HATE... JIMMY HILL!!! HE'S A POOF!!! HE'S A POOF!!!5timuli
- Randd0
Fact:
Grapes are just smooth raisins.
- CALLES0
Fact:
This Thread will not make it to 100
- flashbender0
Fact:
The word “prune” refers to both a variety of fruit as well as a dried plum. In France, prunes are a delicacy soaked in Armagnac and served as a traditional accompaniment to foie gras. But in the United States, prunes do not hold the same prestige. Because of the pervasive image of prunes being used as a digestive aid for the elderly, prune promoters kicked off a public relations campaign in 2001 to market their product as “dried plums”. They even won federal approval to officially change the name in the hopes of attracting younger customers. Funny thing, those that ate prunes all along despite their negative image may get the last laugh. The fibrous prune is rich in antioxidants that may actually slow the aging process.
- 7340
fact: it's physically impossible to lick your own elbow
fact: many people after reading this will try to do it anyway
- Prince cancreative-
- Prince can do whatever he wants, motherfucker.TheBlueOne
- Randd0
Fact:
the blues ain't nothing but a good man feeling bad
- flashbender0
fact 734 doesn't know what he is talking about:
This is from Guinness World Records: "Elbow Licking. Contrary to popular urban legend, it is quite possible to lick your own elbow. Guinness World Records receives about five claims a day for this and stresses the following point: Being able to lick your own elbow is not, in any sense, a world record. If you're one of the rare few who can lick your elbow, save it for the water cooler."
- 7340
fact: i threw flashbender's cat off a 20 story building.
it survived, so i hit it with my car
- flashbender0
- well i didn't think you wanted it back734
- Snuggles??!!!TheBlueOne