Thanks? Go fuck yourself.
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- ********
Upon completing some work at an office or agency, it irks me fiercely when someone tells me "Hey thanks for all that hard work!". When they say that, it implies that the work is theirs and that you did them a favor, but that they are ultimately getting the credit for it. Fuck that. The work is mine. I did it. You can say "Nice job!" or "That's amazing!"... but don't come up behind me at my desk and thank me for it because I WILL rabbit punch your nuts and then email the work past you to your superior.
- ********0
punch them in the throat meat... works like a charm
- Point50
anger check, aisle 6.
- harlequino0
Is it possible someone is realizing that you worked " hard" on something and is recognizing your sincere efforts? Is that possible?
- I think he wants $$ for his services, rather than lots of thanks.ribit
- sikma0
i think you need a time out
- GreedoLives0
Some poor middle management type is probably just genuinely trying to express his/her gratitude towards you and you jump out of your seat and start bellowing THIS WORK IS MINE NOT YOURS I DID IT THATS IT IM BURNING THIS BUILDING TO THE GROUND YOU ASSHOLES AND WHERE IS MY STAPLER YOU SHOULD PARSE YOUR SENTENCES BEFORE YOU SPEAK TO ME HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!11111eleventy
...and they'll never hire you again. Thanks for all the hard work.
- emukid0
i find it troubling that you are offended when people thank you for all the hard work you did for them
- tasty0
agencies own everything you do for them.
dry your eyes.
- exador10
- LOL! I am so watching this tonight.harlequino
- one of the alltime funniest movies. lolexador1
- just thought this scene was fairly appropriate to this dude..exador1
- HAHAHAJaline
- ********0
thanks for all your hard work, by the way, qbn really appreciates it
- doesnotexist0
I don't think that implies anything of the sort. Suck your attitude up and say THANK YOU! jesus fucking christ...
- settle down you drunk. have some more country club********
- i think i WILLdoesnotexist
- if you're going to say thank you to Jesus you should just say "Thank you, Jesus"grunttt
- hahaha, you are grammatically correct.doesnotexist
- settle down you drunk. have some more country club
- ********0
Lord knows I imply that when I thank you for doing my work, but you don't have the job title or stature quite yet to take offense.
- flashbender0
have a coke and a smile, that's what I say
- blaw0
Please report the the "QBN Reputation" thread and write, "The guy reacts extremely poorly to kindness and good-natured social interaction."
- ukit0
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE
I DRINK IT UP
- When I was watching the Tina Fey SNL almost 3 weeks ago, I had no idea the sketch they were parodying was There Will Be Blood...********
- Be Blood ... it was probably funnier not knowing what the hell was going on at all.********
- When I was watching the Tina Fey SNL almost 3 weeks ago, I had no idea the sketch they were parodying was There Will Be Blood...
- ********0
cannonball just punched me in the nuts
- creative-0
This thread is great. Good work cannonball.
*Punch*
Ow, wtf was that for?- good work is fine. but thanks means youre taking ownership of it. at least thats how it sounds to me********
- good work is fine. but thanks means youre taking ownership of it. at least thats how it sounds to me
