Just the facts please
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- Spookytim
Please, just stick to the facts...
- akrokdesign0
facts are not always facts. they can be wrong also.
- WhiteFace0
All polar bears are left handed
- means they are creative fellasakrokdesign
- I think thats people with mighty left brains?WhiteFace
- i know but might be the same for the animals. or not.akrokdesign
- emukid0
i find facts boring
- rtr0
My brother is pregnant sometimes
- mirrorball0
My brother has PMT sometimes
- Spookytim0
Trombones look down on trumpets and consider them to be brash, obnoxious and uncouth. Trumpets on the other hand, frown upon saxophones as lustful and unruly guttersnipes.
To date, nobody has spoken to the tuba.
- creative-0
Today will be yesterday tomorrow
- _salisae_0
some scottish students have mastered sculpting with pig's fat and I find that pretty sick.
- hah.akrokdesign
- suppose they felt they weren't disgusting everyone enough with their deep fried hard boiled eggs wrapped in sausage_salisae_
- your talking breakfast. lol.akrokdesign
- I find this note deeply insulting, and racist, and culturist, and foodistkelpie
- lol kelpie_salisae_
- +1 for alliterationJaline
- that will be the deep-fried mars bar salisae?maximillion_
- ah, the stuff of touristic legendkelpie
- akrokdesign0
people who cut the grass every week are annoying and should get punished
- Raniator0
roy castle never smoked.
- Castle, a non-smoker, blamed his illness on years of playing the trumpet in smoky jazz clubsakrokdesign
- ...2nd hand kills.akrokdesign
- _salisae_0
employers are getting an unpaid day's work out of us salaried saps :/
- akrokdesign0
salisae fancy scottish sculpting. "its fat!" LOL.
- what?kelpie
- i'm sorry, thats not a fact.akrokdesign
- ..bad joke.akrokdesign
- drgs0
in 1812 two soldiers in the prussian army died from horse kick
- maximillion_0
in the uK, if a staue of a horse has one leg raised it died as a result of injuries it received in battle, if it has both front legs raised it died in battle. fact
- Wow. Thats really amazing if true.Spookytim
- and if it has three legs raised, its a totally daft statuekelpie
- (it is true spooky)kelpie
- you doubt me? :)maximillion_
- three legs - ha hamaximillion_
- aHAHAHA to three legs raised. Ever seen that dutch sculptor who does classic statues but with the horse...Spookytim
- upside down? Googling now.Spookytim
- and those houses in rotterdam blaakmaximillion_
- Jaline0
The colour of the sky changes, depending on your mental state.
- neue75_bold0
sent..
- Spookytim0
Sweden is the only country where clouds are interesting.
- kelpie0
Einstein declined the presidency of the state of Israel when it was offered to him in 1952 by state leaders.
- maximillion_0
traditionally, today is the day when women can propose to men (UK)
- haha
never heard of it.Jaline - every leap year on the 29th of feb. cool eh!maximillion_
- haha