insomnia !!!!
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- jimzyk0
go for a run, get some exercise, do something, have a shag (does it for me) it will get the adrenaline going and help change your train of thought.
up to a few months ago i had a real problem getting sleep, i think i was thinking abut things too much, i think.
so just try to not think about shit so much, thats my motto...
i know its hard to not think about shit, but just think about it for a while and then you wont think tinky tinkle tickle tackle.
what///basically its all in the mind -
- pr20
so i had thsi friend in high school who every guy was into then many years later i realised it's because she has the verys ame smile as Paris Hilton... I mean there is enough hotness and sluttiness in that smile for a relatively avergage chic as Paris Hilton to appear hot.
- vrmbr0
meditation. learn it. it helps in any situation.
- nicnichols0
Ambien CR.. its a Godsend...
- AndyRoss0
Add up long columns of figures in your head as you lie there with your eyes closed.
- Llyod0
Insomnia was a pretty good movie. Robin Williams was outstanding as the killer.
- pr20
that might be true, my cat hasn't gotten any action since like never and then from time to time she gets this urge to get in my bed and wipe her face agains mine (puring as if there was no tumorrow) and then go to sleep on my chest.
- 7340
pr2: you were probably dreaming about scarlett johansson and grabbed the cat in your sleep. at first the cat was like what the fuck...? but then he probably let it happen. its more action than hes gotten in awhile
- pr20
went to sleep at 4am, woke up 10 minutes ago at 2pm when my cat started making out with me like crazy.
- mrdobolina0
GHB
- 7340
dont do any work at night before bed.
1. staring a t a computer screen can affect your sleep patterns and keep you up.
2. doing work under a deadline or that is frustrating can cause excess anxiety at night that you dont want.
3. even doing work you enjoy/personal work can lead to a sense of accomplishment and keep you motivated and excited.dont stay in bed and toss. if you cant fall asleep in 15 mins get up and do somethinhg else. you are equating your bed with being awake.
no caffeine, no alcohol, no drugs before you get to bed
when all else fails count sheep
- cosmo0
morphine.
- daveFelton0
smoke some pot
- tetedecat0
exercise, cut down on caffeine and smoke some weed.
- Jaline0
You are definitely going crazy. Look at all the exclamation marks in your title...
- chossy0
Rub out some knuckle children, this will help you feel pleasently cheated and ultimatly relaxed.
- Spookytim0
Current mood: Insomnia
Fake Pontoon honked his pompoms into the naughtybox and turned to face the limp cigarillo by the cat stand. It had been a long hard night in someone else's leotard and he had no time for dirty cakes.
The cigarillo smiled like a half dead padre and offered up a Double Wonky. Fake varnished a deadly banjo and made to speak. Electrons danced and motors whirred firing shots of stinky lace right at his cortex. The shimmer rocked his mouthpiece and a solitary word dropped like a graphite tongue into the negative space between them.
The word was loaded with the violence of a deadly fart at boogie camp. Toying with the sexy trampette wrapped round his bag hand, the cigarillo eyed fake's cold word with blue distaste, then dispatched it with a nasty thought from a stolen van.
Fake had seen enough. He'd been juggling squeeky lemons since he was a pony, this raggedy poop wasn't about to gargle his reflexes. He sucked the pattern off a ripe canteloupe, reached into his sock, and pulled out yesterday's unwashed foot.
Suddenly that cigarillo wasn't looking quite so bandy round the gastrodome. Employing a culinary guide straight out of the movies, the cigarillo produced a song for europe and shook it in Fake's direction. With the deft timing of an egg yolk Fake double rolled a futon and layered the cigarillo into a passing chorus like a twice ripened maltese falcon.
The cigarillo lost no time, stapling a hog to his brown eyed man he lassoed Fake round the Ardoynes and whipped up a buffet right there in sugartown. Fake felt his sense of co-ordination slip, whither, and finally dine on a rusty sixpence. He feared the end of the string was just around the next quickstep. Croydon sailed past in a shimmering cloud of announcements, and Fake knew he had to act daft or lose his barnacles.
Like a cheating fireman in the hit parade, he dropped to his lower tarpaulin and rolled a cornish pastie with his weak arm. Too slow. The cigarillo saw his desperate boobies and gave him a bad report on the mid-terms. It was over. Fake crunched his eyes into a wonky cup and began to nibble his last bassoon. The limp cigarillo stood over him and glowered in a church production of pride and prejudice. He had cheap victory splashed all over his neck-tie.
Licking the Double Wonky, the cigarillo dropped a spruce word of his own into the brackish crumpet of fake's inner ear. Before it cracked the market, Fake found one last squirt in his tinkle, swapped it for a night to remember, and with mere weeks to spare he sent the cigarillo back in time for a real old fashioned hat. The cigarillo looked confused for a split second, and then his line went dead.
Fake rose in the east, tossed the barren fence into a lady's excuse and duffled down his wonderbra. It was a big town, and it liked a game of Stamp the Crab, but men like Fake always made it past the panty section with both eyes on the nose.
I think its safe to say my book will never be out.
- Spooky you are me, get out of my mind.chossy
- imao
compelling stuff..... gona try it just cos the outcome looks funnyWeLoveNoise - ride the cheese pony Spookytim! watch his gentle hooves.vespa
- i feel ya bro...robotron3k
- Bookmarked to read before bed time tonight.creative-
- neue75_bold0
if none of the above-mentioned works, I'll come 'round with a blunt object...
- hows that gona workWeLoveNoise
- knock you over your head...neue75_bold
- WeLoveNoise0
whens your book out then ?
- Never, its always absolute shite, but it does get me off to sleep without fail.Spookytim