insomnia !!!!
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- mrdobolina0
GHB
- Spookytim0
Is it thought related? ie are you laying there with pressing thoughts constantly going round your mind unable to find resolution?
- def thought related
tried not thinking......... dnt workWeLoveNoise - turn on the light and read for a bit - will clear your head.arthur
- def thought related
- ********0
stupid amounts of drink is the only thing that works for me.
- got leathered last nite and no still no sleep. blazing fuckin hangover thoWeLoveNoise
- vespa0
alcohol makes it worse.
exercise after work.
don't eat after 8 pm.
no caffeine after 5 pm.
- ********0
I find drinking lots of water helps me.
Also, turn computer, tv and other moving images off at 10 and read instead.
- i second the reading. If I read for at least 30min before bed, I'm out.arthur
- Spookytim0
I have that type of insomnia frequently. I've devised a way to deal with it that works really well for me and a few others who've tried it. Never try to cure insomnia with drink or drugs, it makes it worse not better.
Anyway, at the point where you think you have had enough of lying awake overthinking you should get up, get a small glass of water, crank up your computer/laptop and write for twenty minutes. Try write soemthing that makes absolutely no sense at all but flows as though it does have meaning. It takes a bit of practise to get the hang of it, but you basically start off a sentence and drop in wrong words in places where they fit. Before long you start to work with a narrative flow that underpins what is essentially nonsense. Do it for twenty minutes maximum, then red it back, then go to bed. Get comfortable, lie in the position you most frequently wake up in, and relax.
Your brain will be derailed from its train of thought, and occupied with a big cloud of babble that it can't get to grips with.
- Blimy, by that reckoning you have about 20 bouts of amnesia a day!creative-
- WeLoveNoise0
whens your book out then ?
- Never, its always absolute shite, but it does get me off to sleep without fail.Spookytim
- neue75_bold0
if none of the above-mentioned works, I'll come 'round with a blunt object...
- hows that gona workWeLoveNoise
- knock you over your head...neue75_bold
- Spookytim0
Current mood: Insomnia
Fake Pontoon honked his pompoms into the naughtybox and turned to face the limp cigarillo by the cat stand. It had been a long hard night in someone else's leotard and he had no time for dirty cakes.
The cigarillo smiled like a half dead padre and offered up a Double Wonky. Fake varnished a deadly banjo and made to speak. Electrons danced and motors whirred firing shots of stinky lace right at his cortex. The shimmer rocked his mouthpiece and a solitary word dropped like a graphite tongue into the negative space between them.
The word was loaded with the violence of a deadly fart at boogie camp. Toying with the sexy trampette wrapped round his bag hand, the cigarillo eyed fake's cold word with blue distaste, then dispatched it with a nasty thought from a stolen van.
Fake had seen enough. He'd been juggling squeeky lemons since he was a pony, this raggedy poop wasn't about to gargle his reflexes. He sucked the pattern off a ripe canteloupe, reached into his sock, and pulled out yesterday's unwashed foot.
Suddenly that cigarillo wasn't looking quite so bandy round the gastrodome. Employing a culinary guide straight out of the movies, the cigarillo produced a song for europe and shook it in Fake's direction. With the deft timing of an egg yolk Fake double rolled a futon and layered the cigarillo into a passing chorus like a twice ripened maltese falcon.
The cigarillo lost no time, stapling a hog to his brown eyed man he lassoed Fake round the Ardoynes and whipped up a buffet right there in sugartown. Fake felt his sense of co-ordination slip, whither, and finally dine on a rusty sixpence. He feared the end of the string was just around the next quickstep. Croydon sailed past in a shimmering cloud of announcements, and Fake knew he had to act daft or lose his barnacles.
Like a cheating fireman in the hit parade, he dropped to his lower tarpaulin and rolled a cornish pastie with his weak arm. Too slow. The cigarillo saw his desperate boobies and gave him a bad report on the mid-terms. It was over. Fake crunched his eyes into a wonky cup and began to nibble his last bassoon. The limp cigarillo stood over him and glowered in a church production of pride and prejudice. He had cheap victory splashed all over his neck-tie.
Licking the Double Wonky, the cigarillo dropped a spruce word of his own into the brackish crumpet of fake's inner ear. Before it cracked the market, Fake found one last squirt in his tinkle, swapped it for a night to remember, and with mere weeks to spare he sent the cigarillo back in time for a real old fashioned hat. The cigarillo looked confused for a split second, and then his line went dead.
Fake rose in the east, tossed the barren fence into a lady's excuse and duffled down his wonderbra. It was a big town, and it liked a game of Stamp the Crab, but men like Fake always made it past the panty section with both eyes on the nose.
I think its safe to say my book will never be out.
- Spooky you are me, get out of my mind.chossy
- imao
compelling stuff..... gona try it just cos the outcome looks funnyWeLoveNoise - ride the cheese pony Spookytim! watch his gentle hooves.vespa
- i feel ya bro...robotron3k
- Bookmarked to read before bed time tonight.creative-
- chossy0
Rub out some knuckle children, this will help you feel pleasently cheated and ultimatly relaxed.
- pr20
went to sleep at 4am, woke up 10 minutes ago at 2pm when my cat started making out with me like crazy.
- ********0
pr2: you were probably dreaming about scarlett johansson and grabbed the cat in your sleep. at first the cat was like what the fuck...? but then he probably let it happen. its more action than hes gotten in awhile
- pr20
that might be true, my cat hasn't gotten any action since like never and then from time to time she gets this urge to get in my bed and wipe her face agains mine (puring as if there was no tumorrow) and then go to sleep on my chest.
- Llyod0
Insomnia was a pretty good movie. Robin Williams was outstanding as the killer.
- i agree... al apcino was good too, but he nearly always is. williams was good in one hour photo too********
- I liked that film. Everyone I talk to hates it because it's slow. But that's how insomnia works, dumbasses.Jaline
- i agree... al apcino was good too, but he nearly always is. williams was good in one hour photo too
- AndyRoss0
Add up long columns of figures in your head as you lie there with your eyes closed.
- Jaline0
You are definitely going crazy. Look at all the exclamation marks in your title...
- nicnichols0
Ambien CR.. its a Godsend...
- vrmbr0
meditation. learn it. it helps in any situation.
- pr20
so i had thsi friend in high school who every guy was into then many years later i realised it's because she has the verys ame smile as Paris Hilton... I mean there is enough hotness and sluttiness in that smile for a relatively avergage chic as Paris Hilton to appear hot.