The face of Jesus
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- CALLES0
- It can't be this man, he hasn't got a beardstem
- You have to turn the picture upside down, and then press 'enter' in the url window.Spookytim
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- Spookytim0
So, what we have learned so far is that if Jesus did exist, he was a white monkey, but we can't know anything for sure because the best evidence we have is 21,000 xeroxed manuscripts and one dream from about four billions of years ago.
- stem0
- gramme0
"umm, Caesar was talked about throughout his life, documented in his OWN letters and buildings and shit he dun, talked about by cultures and nations outside Rome. From birth till after death. As well as all the characters surrounding him, cleopatra, Brutus, Pompei etc. All documented.
Jesus isn't mentioned until LONG after his death, by really sketchy cultists. Very little else is known outside what these "Christian's" wrote in their new testament when St Paul was out creating his new religion.
No mention in the histories of the Romans, the court records of Pontious Pilot, or any other documents."-------------------
Jesus' ministry did not begin until he was 30, and lasted until his death at the age of 33. Caesar had a much longer day in the sun, and thus the chances of him being able to write and be written about during his lifetime were much higher.
The life of Jesus and those around him was well catalogued by first-hand witnesses (ignoring your ad hominem, baseless claim about 'really sketchy cultists'). Besides the 2 apostles and two later converts who wrote the four canonical Gospels, there are widely accepted historical accounts written by Flavius Josephus, Tacitus, Suetonius, and Pliny the Younger:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/His…
(scroll down to read about Greco/Roman sources)
http://www.religionfacts.com/chr…So yes, Jesus was in fact mentioned and described in Roman histories that were most definitely not written by anyone who could have been described as "a cultist".
- stem0
Religion Facts...
Oxymoron?
- stem0
Sorry for the early technical glitches, for a while I thought there were some higher force at work...
Then I realised, I posted the image on a free site, so what should I expect?
Still, it's good to see the ol' cookie has got a bit of mileage.
- Jebus0
Did someone call?
- CyBrain0
That's how it's supposed to work. Jesus was eaten by the Romans, but they didn't know they couldn't consume his Holy Spirit (the other half of the cookie. Since his living flesh was dead, you only need to hit the "Return" key to get him back for Easter.
- creative-0
I thought Jesus was hiding out inside a chocolate egg, hence the great hunt each Easter to find him.
- Spookytim0
I think it would be great if Jesus didn't have a face at all. He should look like the back of Jesus whichever way round he stands. That would freak the fuck out of everyone good and proper. Two bums. No feet though. He'd topple over as soon as he stopped moving about.