shortest time spent at a new job
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- -kappa-0
I had a job as a gigolo I lasted 60 seconds...
- tasty0
4hrs
I worked at a candy store who pawned me off to the butcher next door on a sunday morning where i made sausage and mopped a freezer.Fuck that.
- morilla0
Hey PONY, Where you at?????
- barbtastic0
I worked at Kinko's for 1 day and had a lady yell at me because I wouldn't help her re-write her resume... she caused this huge scene and tried to get me fired. i started their ridiculous 2-week training the next day and got a call for a real job over the lunch break, i bolted.
- that was my mom... why didnt you just help her??? jesus!734
- jawks0
I hired a girl about 8 months ago, signed papers with her, set up her workplace and introduced her to everyone.
She just never showed up on her first day.
So I guess she wins with 0 seconds on a new job.
- maybe she's deadbarbtastic
- I did call her up after ~2 hours into the 1st day, and she was like "Meh". So part of me's hoping she is...jawks
- JackRyan0
About two hours. While I was going to school I got hired at Target as their electronics department manager, I went through their mind numbing training session...and just went home. I actually got a check from them a month later for the two hours I was there.
- CALLES0
2 days with a very hot but crazy girlfriend... she was a fucking nut job
- mrdobolina0
I sold hot dogs on a downtown corner for 40 minutes one time.
- kona0
half a day. i worked as a maintenance man (assistant) when i was 16 for the local forest preserve. first day of work i came in still drunk, smelling of booze and an absolute wreck. within the first hour i threw up at least 4 times, 5 when i came across a dumpster with a poached deer carcass in it. it's a good thing i didn't know what half that inside shit was i was looking at or i think i would have puked worse. the icing on the cake happened when i was painting a shed. i went to paint underneath the awning and a spider the size of my fist came at me. i jumped straight out off the ladder from 10 feet up and landed on my back. i limped to my car and drove home. fuck that. i fucking hate spiders. i got to puke on a huge ant hill though. that was cool.
- gramme0
I worked for the most unskilled, complacent and creepy creative director ever at a crap agency back east for 6 weeks. I got fed up almost immediately, didn't even put in a full 2 weeks notice. Staying there would have equalled career suicide.
- kona0
two jobs ago maybe?... the cd was a certifiable nutcase, someone at the company overheard me talking to another designer about one of the PMs interviewing for a new job. they must have thought i was talking about me interviewing for a new job. they told the CD and instead of coming to me she posts my job online, in the very same place i found the job in the first place, only a month into me working there. i of course saw it because i just so happened to be looking for a new job and the shit hit the fan.
- you should have applied for your own jobe at the moment!!!CALLES
- wtf?!? i hit CLEAR... I HIT CLEAR! i wasn't even done explaining! fuck!kona
- that thought crossed my mind CALLES but i didn't want to burn any bridges. i quit the next day. i just walked out.kona
- out of everyone you should now this. Its always fine to burn a bridge or two in the sake of good comedy. AlwaysCALLES
- *Know thisCALLES
- yeah well, that's the place that i left all 500 of my cards 'hidden' throughout the company. i still get emails from...kona
- the guys there saying they're finding them. and that was almost 2 years ago. :)kona
- hahaCALLES
- TheBlueOne0
1.5 hours at a grocery store in high school. When the manager tried to power trip by saying "You'll lick the toilet bowl clean if I ask you to..." I wadded up the dumb A&P apron threw it at his head and told him to suck my sack. Then he chased me outta of the store and then I asked him if I'm getting paid for my hour and half...I think that guy is still there...
- BonSeff0
1 day @ this crappy agency back in november, then the next place a month later i walked after 4 days..