shortest time spent at a new job
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- kona0
half a day. i worked as a maintenance man (assistant) when i was 16 for the local forest preserve. first day of work i came in still drunk, smelling of booze and an absolute wreck. within the first hour i threw up at least 4 times, 5 when i came across a dumpster with a poached deer carcass in it. it's a good thing i didn't know what half that inside shit was i was looking at or i think i would have puked worse. the icing on the cake happened when i was painting a shed. i went to paint underneath the awning and a spider the size of my fist came at me. i jumped straight out off the ladder from 10 feet up and landed on my back. i limped to my car and drove home. fuck that. i fucking hate spiders. i got to puke on a huge ant hill though. that was cool.