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- jimzyk
why do birds suddenly appear?
- Jaline0
Are we taking some illegal substances this evening?
- kalkal0
Every time you are near?
- JesseJensensMom0
Jesse threw them into the propeller.
- utopian0
Depends on your cultural beliefs.
Some cultures believe that it is an sign of death to come.
Some cultures believe that it is a lost soul of a family member.
Some cultures believe that the fuckin' bird is hungry, so throw it some bread crumbs, already.
- detritus0
They surprise us out of jealousy, to unsettle us as they covet what we possess. They bide their time, like they always have - assured that one day, their reign will come.
- Jaline0
A few summers ago we had this bird that get flying into our glass doors. Dumbass!
- You'd drown if you were dropped in the middle of the sea. Should a fish laugh then?detritus
- Who says fish can't laugh?detritus
- Look, we tried to help him/her out. It just wouldn't stop for months. I think it left for winter.Jaline
- How do you know they can't?detritus
- By the way, I have a fear of drowning since I am a shitty swimmer, so I'm sure that will be my way out.Jaline
- Oops.detritus
- Cool, you're all prepared then?
It's not something I'd like to do, necessarily, but if the worst comes, I know how I'd go too.detritus - yeah, sorry about ruining your note.Jaline
- by the way, "get" = keptJaline
- Do blind men sit down to pee?detritus
- Hmm...good question.
I would...Jaline - Don't apologise - I'm sorry for defiling your post.detritus
- Well yes, of course YOU would - it's not too mindfuck for a woman to contemplate sitting down to pee.detritus
- *mind bends*detritus
- No, I mean I would if I were a man. You mentioned that in your question.Jaline
- birds fly into my office window all the time. THEY SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF ME. i hate birds.********
- ribit0
Why do fools fall in love?
- jimzyk0
im not sure ribit.. im not sure... but hey, at least we're all fools together.
- ********0
birds - by nightertale? That is uncanny.
- mirrorball0
doesn't Miss Spears give the cyanide tabs a go?
- gramme0
Why does the Qoob feel the need to flex its muscles on people who ask honest questions? Do they delete threads only to prove that they can? Is that mature?
- cosmo0
HUCKABEE!