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  • Jaline0

    A few summers ago we had this bird that get flying into our glass doors. Dumbass!

    • You'd drown if you were dropped in the middle of the sea. Should a fish laugh then?detritus
    • Who says fish can't laugh?detritus
    • Look, we tried to help him/her out. It just wouldn't stop for months. I think it left for winter.Jaline
    • How do you know they can't?detritus
    • By the way, I have a fear of drowning since I am a shitty swimmer, so I'm sure that will be my way out.Jaline
    • Oops.detritus
    • Cool, you're all prepared then?
      It's not something I'd like to do, necessarily, but if the worst comes, I know how I'd go too.
      detritus
    • yeah, sorry about ruining your note.Jaline
    • by the way, "get" = keptJaline
    • Do blind men sit down to pee?detritus
    • Hmm...good question.

      I would...
      Jaline
    • Don't apologise - I'm sorry for defiling your post.detritus
    • Well yes, of course YOU would - it's not too mindfuck for a woman to contemplate sitting down to pee.detritus
    • *mind bends*detritus
    • No, I mean I would if I were a man. You mentioned that in your question.Jaline
    • birds fly into my office window all the time. THEY SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF ME. i hate birds.
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