OUCH!!! Shaving mishap
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- ********
I haven't cut myself shaving in 17 years. This morning I made up for it. Sliced the skin right off.
- ********0
Sweet, you FAIL
- sherman0
geez were you drunk?
- detritus0
Ouch. Nothing like a little swallowed blood first thing in the morning to get the queasies on.
- mrdobolina0
you missed a spot.
- Mimio0
Careful the metal now in your bloodstream might slowly turn you into a giant pile of scrap metal.
- that movie awsomesikma
- virus?********
- Awesome, terrifying movie.mumblingmynah
- tetsuo the ironmansikma
- radar0
shoulda kept it shaggy - gingerful!
- ********0
I was just about to get out of the shower and not shave. Some reason I decided to. I did it really fast, not thinking. I bleed like that for over an hour.
Don't make me laugh, it hurts like a MoFo!
- ********0
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!
You should really think about shaving your entire face right off.
- jevad0
HOW the FUCK?!
- StratusGD0
I was thinking along these lines:
BTW, that's why I never shave in the morning. Sleepy me should not be handling sharp objects early in the morning.
- TheBlueOne0
Sweet Jesus!! What were you shaving with? A goddamn Ninja sword??
- gramme0
oh my gosh dude!
- ninjasavant0
sweet zombie jesus!
- ********0
- What happened to Hobo Jesus?TheBlueOne
- zombies got him... all's it takes is one bite, and you got the zombie in ya********
- ********0
It's only about .5" long and not deep at all, but one small hole just kept leaking... and leaking. All this blood is from when I dried off.
- it looks like you took a 3" piece of flesh off your face in the pic.epigraph
- drgs0
serves u right
- grunttt0
damn man what do you shave with a sharpened stone?
- ********0
this is why i never shave. too much risk involved while only 15% awake. also, it's irritating doing it every day. I just use the buzzer thing and it leaves a nice manly stubble that the ladies dig.
