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- jkmohr
hahahaha, just got this one. i have no idea what to make of it. any one else get some good ones?
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blackboard that would stump the angels pick the meat from
the skins, and the gall from first, he fell back to a point
near the cumberland on which the phrase project gutenberg
appears, a little nod i was landed last night on a certain
even spoke to bovary about it. They put him to fourth side
that which sloped down in the direction it is the superior
race, few in number, and unaccustomed ^ '. With me tonight.
' i'm so sorry. I can't..
- Studiospooky0
I get about one a day of those prosey bits of wibble.
- detritus0
So that's where capsize has been quoting from...
- mikotondria20
Anyone got a link to a prose generator of the type they use to ensure each email is totally unique, like the one above ?
Acceptable answers include "no".- noDaro
- yes, but i'm not telling.brenton
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- invisiblechamber0
i got this:
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You said, there are people up there who tell young girls that their bodies are dangerous.
BYH.F, bereit zum Durchstarten!
Freitag 23. November!I find it hard to believe in a world of oil refineries and auto industries that it's my damn tampons that are the problem.
CHANARAL RES
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Kurs: 0.25
Potenzial 5T: 0.75 - 0.95It's pretty extreme, out-of-the-ordinary behavior, and I think that was the point of the article.
Frei 23 Nov Alerte!
The current release for each package is shown.
Verzicht Diese Anzeige wurde gesendet, um dich uber diese Firma zu
informieren. Deine eigene Forschung tun, bevor Sie kaufen. Der Absender
wurde EU11.245 fur diese Sendung ausgeglichen.You talk about this terrible problem, millions of women suffering from eating disorders.
- nocomply0
I've been saving a few of the better ones I get. I'm thinking about starting a website where I post them.
here's one i received the other day:
"Doesn't it sound offensive, when they call your male stick a "1 inch wonder"?
Don't let them make fun of you anymore! "
- dbloc0
Just got this today. I'm convinced that Greg needs my help even though I don't know a Greg Keller.
Hope you get this on time, I made a trip to Madrid, Spain and had my bag stolen from me with my passport, cash and credit cards in it. Unfortunately for me, I've made contact with my bank but they are not providing a fast solution. I need you to lend me some money to sort my self out of this predicament, I will pay back as soon as I return.
Western Union transfer is the best option to send money to me. Let me know if you need my details(Full names/location) to make the transfer. You can reach me via email or the hotel's desk phone +34962463149.
I await your response....
GK
Respectfully,
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- vaxorcist0
spam as secret code!
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- benfal990
Hello,
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- drgs0
number guy had another bad dream?
- sandbag0
i really wanna spam this thread