Gem of a spam email

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  • jkmohr

    hahahaha, just got this one. i have no idea what to make of it. any one else get some good ones?
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    Saluton,
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    On the next car, arrived all breathless and panted on the
    blackboard that would stump the angels pick the meat from
    the skins, and the gall from first, he fell back to a point
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    appears, a little nod i was landed last night on a certain
    even spoke to bovary about it. They put him to fourth side
    that which sloped down in the direction it is the superior
    race, few in number, and unaccustomed ^ '. With me tonight.
    ' i'm so sorry. I can't..

  • Studiospooky0

    I get about one a day of those prosey bits of wibble.

  • detritus0

    So that's where capsize has been quoting from...

  • mikotondria20

    Anyone got a link to a prose generator of the type they use to ensure each email is totally unique, like the one above ?
    Acceptable answers include "no".

  • invisiblechamber0

    i got this:

    __________

    You said, there are people up there who tell young girls that their bodies are dangerous.

    BYH.F, bereit zum Durchstarten!
    Freitag 23. November!

    I find it hard to believe in a world of oil refineries and auto industries that it's my damn tampons that are the problem.

    CHANARAL RES
    BYH.F
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    WKN: A0MQT5

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    Kurs: 0.25
    Potenzial 5T: 0.75 - 0.95

    It's pretty extreme, out-of-the-ordinary behavior, and I think that was the point of the article.

    Frei 23 Nov Alerte!

    The current release for each package is shown.

    Verzicht Diese Anzeige wurde gesendet, um dich uber diese Firma zu
    informieren. Deine eigene Forschung tun, bevor Sie kaufen. Der Absender
    wurde EU11.245 fur diese Sendung ausgeglichen.

    You talk about this terrible problem, millions of women suffering from eating disorders.

  • nocomply0

    I've been saving a few of the better ones I get. I'm thinking about starting a website where I post them.

    here's one i received the other day:

    "Doesn't it sound offensive, when they call your male stick a "1 inch wonder"?
    Don't let them make fun of you anymore! "

  • Point50

    project gutenberg

  • dbloc0

    Just got this today. I'm convinced that Greg needs my help even though I don't know a Greg Keller.

    Hope you get this on time, I made a trip to Madrid, Spain and had my bag stolen from me with my passport, cash and credit cards in it. Unfortunately for me, I've made contact with my bank but they are not providing a fast solution. I need you to lend me some money to sort my self out of this predicament, I will pay back as soon as I return.

    Western Union transfer is the best option to send money to me. Let me know if you need my details(Full names/location) to make the transfer. You can reach me via email or the hotel's desk phone +34962463149.

    I await your response....

    GK

    Respectfully,

    Greg Keller
    225-983-1694 cell

  • vaxorcist0

    spam as secret code!

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  • idiots0

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  • benfal990

    Hello,
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    Reply. And you will get money.
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  • drgs0

    number guy had another bad dream?

  • sandbag0

    i really wanna spam this thread