how to kill
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- Drno
a human being.
I had so many brush with death in my childhood that me and my friend, used to seat down and think about which way we would like to die.
personally I would hate being burnt or trown in acid.
how about you?ps: i love bbc docs (http://video.google.com/videopl...
- DaveO0
Not sure but I'd make sure as hell Tom Cruise wasn't around as he'd probably save the fucking day like usual.
Failing that, I'd say a pummeling with bad spelling and grammar would finish me off...
- Drno0
my personal experience with death
hmmmm, if I can remember them allat 1 overdosed on pills i found in drawer (coma)
at 3 or 4 got electrocuted
at 8 I fell from my school 4th floor (coma)
between age 10 to now, I got an hernia that almost killed me, broke my wrist moutain biking, broke right foot playing football, had 6 car crashes (passenger side, i don't have a driving license), and so on
- DaveO0
You sound like a nutter.
- invisiblechamber0
get repaired at the shop
http://www.suicide.com/suicidalb…
- Studiospooky0
Here's a thought:
This thread was actually started by Fouty using an alias. Unable to accept the laughter he feels slighted him so unjustly, he is psychologically tormented and finally pushed over the edge into the pool of unkown depth.
Raving mad now, he demands revenge and retribution. He starts this thread, inviting people to describe their most terrible visions of cold horrible death, and then, quietly and anonymously, he boards a plane with a list of names, emails, websites, and begins the most ambitious serial kill in the history of inhumanity.
And the only one who can truly help, is fucking Tom Fucking Cruise, and he isn't going to do shit about it, because you have all ripped the shit out of him relentlessly for the last two weeks. In fact, he'll probably be flying the plane for Fouty.
You Are All Fucked. Fouty, give them Everything you got. Unleash the dark murder of primeval rage upon your detractors.
- QBN, My posts are still much too long. Please ensure they are less much too long than this, as requested, thanks.Studiospooky
- haha, wtfJaline
- stem0
Burning to death sounds pretty horrific. However, once the epidermis is gone, so have most of your nerve endings and as a result you are on your way in relative comfort...
Didn't see this but a few workmates rated it
- lele0
Guillotine is still the best way.
- Yeah, if you don't have to clean up afterwards.AndyRoss
- I don't think anyone's ever had to clean up their own execution.Studiospooky
- haha, Studio, just what I was thinking.Jaline
- AndyRoss0
I want to die from a heart attack while fucking.
- Jesus. Don't you want to take in the sites first? Ride in a speed boat? Meet Tom Cruise?Studiospooky
- Oh, I've seen the sites.AndyRoss
- You haven't seen Fouty's site. That's got to be worth hanging on for.Studiospooky
- hahaha! @ Studiospooky's fouty commentflashbender
- Drno0
DaveO, i hope you'll overdose on laxative :P
- Jaline0
AndyRoss, that reminds me of an episode of "CSI", when a guy drugged some girl and she died of an orgasm she had in the middle of lunch.
- That happened to a chick I knew, and all her "friends" were so jealous!AndyRoss
- Yeah, but it was in the middle of church. Not lunch. She died of an orgasm in the middle of church.AndyRoss
- There was some discussion about whether she went to heaven, or straight to hell.
AndyRoss - Her friends went straight to the drugstore!AndyRoss
- inhaler970
I heard these two this morning. Not my choice, but I thought they were good.
1- Have a shetland pony fall on you.
2-Crashing your car while looking at a pretty girl (or boy if youre into that sort of thing)
- stem0
How about crashing the car whilst losing your vision due to a large bubblegum bubble popping and sticking all over your face like a gimp mask...
- Drno0
maybe i'll go the artistic way,
round up a bunch of kids, dress like a clown and shoot myself in the head while discussing the danger of loaded weapons
- Khurram0
quietly and peacefully surrounded by loved ones.
- weave0
f*ck it Im living forever!
- Jaline0
I can outdo everyone here, but it'd be in bad taste and would gross everyone out.