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    Here's a thought:

    This thread was actually started by Fouty using an alias. Unable to accept the laughter he feels slighted him so unjustly, he is psychologically tormented and finally pushed over the edge into the pool of unkown depth.

    Raving mad now, he demands revenge and retribution. He starts this thread, inviting people to describe their most terrible visions of cold horrible death, and then, quietly and anonymously, he boards a plane with a list of names, emails, websites, and begins the most ambitious serial kill in the history of inhumanity.

    And the only one who can truly help, is fucking Tom Fucking Cruise, and he isn't going to do shit about it, because you have all ripped the shit out of him relentlessly for the last two weeks. In fact, he'll probably be flying the plane for Fouty.

    You Are All Fucked. Fouty, give them Everything you got. Unleash the dark murder of primeval rage upon your detractors.

    • QBN, My posts are still much too long. Please ensure they are less much too long than this, as requested, thanks.
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    • haha, wtfJaline

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