Dear QBN Vet Dept.,
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- chossy0
aww cute shame he smells rougher than a mother fucker yo. hose him down every time he guffs and or jab him with a folk, my cat farted in my face a couple of nights ago and I nearly threw the bitch out the window.
- Point50
there's only one thing you can do with a dog that farts too much and that's out-fart him!
- obsolete0
That is probably related to the food you're giving them....
What are you feeding them?try this...
Its really a really good price/quality choice
http://www.purina-proplan.com/uk…- Stay away from any of the Purina, Alpo or any other grocery store brand. Full of fillers and crap.czawada
- iwlyfel0
my wife insists on buying ridiculously overpriced gourmet organic dogfood..
and he still eats dog shit when he can (not only his own)
- what,LOLroundabout
- Cause those other dogs eat the Purinareshetniak
- obsolete0
I used to give that kind of food to my dogs as well. They were always having digestive problems...
Maybe take a quick visit to a vet... Maybe even without your dog.... Just to get some advice, and then give it a test run... Maybe if the smelly farts stop you can convince your wife...
And maybe he is eating leftovers or something... My youngest one whenever she manages to get leftovers... its hell on earth....
- todelete__10
do you think when he has his dog friends over he starts to fart and blames it on you? there is a silver lining to this. you can always pretty much crap your pants around guests and blame the dog. bonus points to you. i do that all the time at home but it doesn't work so well for me. we don't have a dog.
- a kona classic there. was just waiting for the punchline.skt
- i try my hardest not to disappoint you.todelete__1
- moth0
No, we're not.
Cat and dog crap can linger in houses for up to 20 months - long after conventional cleaning and the animal has been removed.
Standard animal crap is saliva, urine, faeces and semen. It's airborne, and will settle on your clothes, carpets, curtains, rugs, bed clothes - pretty much anything. And that that doesn't settle - you breath in.
I only know all this because the house I just bought gave me major allergies when I moved in. Asthma UK supplied this lovely research to help dog owners realise that they are disgusting.
- Oh the house had a cat. Same shit though - different species.moth
- kerus0
i have had my dog 8 years.
he has not once ever crapped in the house.what amazes me is no matter what i eat i can't even come remotely close to the wrath of his canine flatulence.
i anxiously await moths next response after they are done washing the top 2 layers of skin off of their hands.
- after he is done washing the top 2 layers of his hands.chossy
- moth0
No, I'm done.
- fooler0
when ever my got goes in the "sit" position he squeezes one out.
It sounds like when you pinch the end of a balloon and let the air our slowly.
It's so gross but hilarious.
- moth0
oh wait;
"How can people love something so much that they're willing to walk behind it and retrieve its feces with their own hands every day? I have yet to meet a woman for whom I'd do that."
- i have to write that down. good punchline. hopefully i can win skt's approval with this joke someday.todelete__1
- gramme0
Shut your bedroom door? Why does the dog need to sleep in the same room as you? Or do you have an open loft-style floorplan?
- PonyBoy0
moth... i'll pick up my pup's poop all day long...
... the poor thing is a sweet, loyal, loving creature that relies on me for everything...
... it's a mindset of 'loving an animal' - if you have it... the 'gross' stuff becomes an everyday activity... kinda like wiping a baby's ass.
What about wiping your own ass?!! Don't tell me you don't jam your hand between your cheeks w/a soft lil tissue and start scrubbing (repeatedly)... multiple times a week at that... It's just as 'gross' as picking up after your dog... (I think I just made it grosser though - sorry... )
:D
... :) it's all a mindset.
- stupidresponse0
have you seen that mythbusters episode about the toothbrush in the bathroom? fecal matter is EVERYWHERE. best to not think about it.
- radar0
yeah dry food & eating fast contribute to it, by boxer drops stank bombs regularly. Usually silent killers, but the occasional loud one that startles him