Dear QBN Vet Dept.,
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- gramme0
Shut your bedroom door? Why does the dog need to sleep in the same room as you? Or do you have an open loft-style floorplan?
- fooler0
when ever my got goes in the "sit" position he squeezes one out.
It sounds like when you pinch the end of a balloon and let the air our slowly.
It's so gross but hilarious.
- grunttt0
our dog has recently decided that her own turds are delicious. we bought some pills that will make her dookie taste bad (< yes i know how ridiculous that last sentence sounds). the pill bottle states that it will cut down on gas as well. last night we gave her the first dose and damn if she didn't cut the worst farts ever! now we just keep a book of matches on the coffee table.
- 5timuli0
The Hill's Prescription Diet Canine i/D canned dog food helped for my dog but she had constant diarrhea, not farting. And that shit's $2 a can.
- chossy0
I hate dogs now :'(
I bought an onion on my way home and it wriggled free from my jacket pocket and landed in a load of dogs eggs >:( I was so furious that I didn't go back to the shop to get another one, my sauce is now tasteless and has left me feeling lonley and scared.
- stupidresponse0
have you seen that mythbusters episode about the toothbrush in the bathroom? fecal matter is EVERYWHERE. best to not think about it.
- PonyBoy0
moth... i'll pick up my pup's poop all day long...
... the poor thing is a sweet, loyal, loving creature that relies on me for everything...
... it's a mindset of 'loving an animal' - if you have it... the 'gross' stuff becomes an everyday activity... kinda like wiping a baby's ass.
What about wiping your own ass?!! Don't tell me you don't jam your hand between your cheeks w/a soft lil tissue and start scrubbing (repeatedly)... multiple times a week at that... It's just as 'gross' as picking up after your dog... (I think I just made it grosser though - sorry... )
:D
... :) it's all a mindset.
- moth0
oh wait;
"How can people love something so much that they're willing to walk behind it and retrieve its feces with their own hands every day? I have yet to meet a woman for whom I'd do that."
- i have to write that down. good punchline. hopefully i can win skt's approval with this joke someday.todelete__1
- moth0
No, I'm done.
- kerus0
i have had my dog 8 years.
he has not once ever crapped in the house.what amazes me is no matter what i eat i can't even come remotely close to the wrath of his canine flatulence.
i anxiously await moths next response after they are done washing the top 2 layers of skin off of their hands.
- after he is done washing the top 2 layers of his hands.chossy
- moth0
No, we're not.
Cat and dog crap can linger in houses for up to 20 months - long after conventional cleaning and the animal has been removed.
Standard animal crap is saliva, urine, faeces and semen. It's airborne, and will settle on your clothes, carpets, curtains, rugs, bed clothes - pretty much anything. And that that doesn't settle - you breath in.
I only know all this because the house I just bought gave me major allergies when I moved in. Asthma UK supplied this lovely research to help dog owners realise that they are disgusting.
- Oh the house had a cat. Same shit though - different species.moth
- todelete__10
do you think when he has his dog friends over he starts to fart and blames it on you? there is a silver lining to this. you can always pretty much crap your pants around guests and blame the dog. bonus points to you. i do that all the time at home but it doesn't work so well for me. we don't have a dog.
- a kona classic there. was just waiting for the punchline.skt
- i try my hardest not to disappoint you.todelete__1
- chossy0
aww cute shame he smells rougher than a mother fucker yo. hose him down every time he guffs and or jab him with a folk, my cat farted in my face a couple of nights ago and I nearly threw the bitch out the window.
- kerus0
men also stink, we are probably just as filthy as dogs.
- 7340
dogs are good, but yes they stink. my dog likes to snack on his butt... he has terrible dog breath.
good luck with your farty dog. id say watch his diet. make sure that the majority of what he eats is just his food, not people food.
- sounds like he might have worms. Have you taken him to the vet lately?gramme
- kerus0
>> I also notice your dog is on your bed. That's disgusting.
that's HIS bed actually.