The Insult Thread
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- hiatus0
penis wrinkel
- hiatus0
its all about delivery sometimes.....this works for me:
jerk
- ********0
dingleberry
- ninjasavant0
takin it old school:
improvident lackwit
- CALLES0
how did my dick taste?
when you see you'r crazy ex that still owes you money with another dude somewhere
smiling is a must
- ********1
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As they say in Texas. I’ll bet you couldn’t pour !@#$ out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won’t go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.
You’re a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformation. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?
Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral[size] equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meat slapper.
On a good day you’re a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient
in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.
You smarmy lager lout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oink artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted
fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.
You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate,
noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid.
Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid.
You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond
the laws of physics that we know. I’m sorry. I can’t go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don’t have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.
The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn’t really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success.
True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us ”normal” people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are ”challenged” persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn’t have been ”right”.
Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.
P.S.:
You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb,
evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive,
mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.
- Gucci1
wowwaweewa
- CALLES0
your girlfriend cheats on you with guys like me =)
- Your squeeze fucks guys like me before coming over to yours to cheat on her boyfriend.********
- Sloppy seconds, sloppy thirds, same shit.********
- Your squeeze fucks guys like me before coming over to yours to cheat on her boyfriend.
- ********2
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monospaztopian ramadrumpfgoblin- https://www.youtube.…Miesfan
- game of qbn thrones********
- Haha... although, I'm also confused. CERTIFIED! !********
- ********5
You all need practice.
- When we come at the king we best not miss.********
- sod off, you big twitFax_Benson
- Swallow my jizz you astonishing shower of fuckwittery********
- When we come at the king we best not miss.
- ********2
Vacuous twat... or as I like to tidy it up to; Vacutwat
- drgs0
Someone I used to work for
"your calligraphy skills confirm what body part your arms are connected to"
"don't try to put words into sentences, its not your thang"
"clinical idiots should stay together in groups, one by one you will get lost"
- ********0
A friend of mine once was made a drink by a girl at a party, took a sip and emphatically announced "I wouldn't rinse my athletes foot in that".
- Sounds like a dick.HAYZ1LLLA
- We both are. That's why we get on.********
- You sound like a touchy little cunt :)********
- - friend: I don't like your cocktail. Also, I have athletes foot.
- girl: bye byeFax_Benson - christ humour and sarcasm flies miles above most of your heads doesn't it. She laughed, he took her friend home that night.********
- Haha. This is the insult page set! Don't get your knickers in a twist.HAYZ1LLLA
- lol what possible reason would you think I have my knickers in a twist for, you galumphing semi-witted chuffnut********
- scarabin1
i'd call you a cunt but you lack the warmth and the depth
- GeorgesII0
Crybully!
- BK2
Yo momma's so classless she could be a Marxist utopia!
- akiersky1
Douche canoe
- BusterBoy0
Fuck knuckle
