Annoying Office Ticks
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- kerus0
im the guy who swears a lot and very isn't very quiet about the fact that he doesn't really like his job anymore
- kerus0
one major annoying office tick.. the bosses dogs live at the agency (the proof is in the carpet) and one of them is going deaf. the nonstop crying used to be tolerable at times but now he just wails incessantly in our department.
nails on chalkboard i tell ya
- detritus0
I'm the one who makes lots of odd, annoying little noises to himself when there's no music on. I'm the one who, without warning, will just break in to a tirade of rancid obscenities, verging on violence, aimed at the monitor. These outbursts usually dissipate as quickly as they appear.
These, and many more reasons, are why I'm better off working at home, alone, far from real people with real concerns.
- k0na_an0k0
just thought of one. i eat at my desk roughly twice a day. once at 9am and once at 4ish pm. the 9am meal is fine, the 4 o'clock meal is the one that i think is the annoyance. most of the time it's tuna and brown rice, which as i crack open the glad bin i can only imagine it smells like a giant sweaty vagina. mmm. delicious though. and i talk to myself. 'what?' 'huh?' 'where'd that thing go?' as i work. haha. a lot like detritus.
- CALLES0
when im super busy and have to meet one of those emergencies.. well my boss thinks its hillarious to come by my desk and fart... i always throw the pen and walk away... but we are cool... we go to strip club for lunch
- MrOneHundred0
Music nazi. Not only is anyone elses music not to be played, but it must also be ridiculed. I then proceed to swap out the real lyrics for crude n’ bawdy ones.
- Jaline0
Like k0na, I want to mention how I eat at work. Except my food usually smells good.
Basically, I eat while I work (I'm careful about preventing crumbs and stuff from being all over the place). And it's constant. I'm like Brad Pitt in Ocean's Eleven. There is not one scene where you will not notice me eating. My co-worker mentioned the other day how she's never seen anyone eating a salad so slowly. That's the thing it's usually the same thing that I am eating for two different periods of time. One in the morning (usually a muffin and chocolate milk), and then one in the afternoon (whatever I have for lunch). Each meal lasts for 4 hours.
- Eating slowly is good. You must have the metabolism of a sparrow and eat whatever you wantMrOneHundred
- The funny thing is that when I'm not at work I eat every few hours but I can't eat that much at one time (small stomach).Jaline
- Yeah, same. Eating at work helps move the day along too. Just like NT.MrOneHundred
- ********0
I play air drums and sometimes knock things out.
- scottON0
When told to get on task I act like I'm busy with an important venture with nothing but the business in mind: "Not now chief, I'm in the FUCKING zone."
Yeah got that from a chonz vid. pretty funny line for work.
- ********0
I'm the guy that doesn't say "bless you" when someone sneezes.
- rylamar0
Ringtones!
Girl behind me - "I am getting too hot I'm gonna take my clothes off" goes on for a min when she leaves her desk. She redeemed herself with Right Said Fred's "I'm too Sexy" which thoroughly embarrased the shit out of her.Guy down the isle - NFL theme song, full blast, never at his desk, goes off daily.
Another guy - Some fucked up ghost sound ringtone that goes "Whoooo eeeee Whoooo". I made a sign and posted it on his cube that Halloween is over and that his ringtone is annoying. Haven't heard it since.
- me hates ringtonesbarbtastic
- is that ghost one for "The X-Files". oo ooooweeooo oooo do do do do do doddood. ooweewwooo weeeoooJaline
- barbtastic0
#1 annoyance is when i take the time to explain everything... EVERYTHING in an email and they reply with a question about something i just clearly answered.
the bright side is: i get a kick out of seeing how many responses i can send that are strictly copy-paste [in quotes!] from the original email.
bitchtastic!!
- madirish0
reply with:
"excuse me?""no, i could hear you...i just wanted to make sure you could hear you"