Annoying Office Ticks
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- Gucci
What are yours? Are you the rogue nose picker? Or perhaps the chronic masturbator?
- spendogg0
yes and yes.
But only on Thursday.
- Jaline0
I'm the person who looks like I am dead but I am actually just tired and/or don't care about life and/or busy and/or silent.
- Jaline0
^ Mainly because everyone around me is old(er).
- jox0
My office tick is that I create an inhospitable environment by going around telling people to do whatever they're doing much faster and better.
- Llyod0
I'm the guy who utterly destroys the bathroom after lunch
- Ramanisky20
I release gas ...... in a silent but deadly way
- JackRyan0
Inappropriate comments, being drunk.
- k0na_an0k0
Hmm... should I really say mine?
- kona you writing The Memoirs of KonaRamanisky2
- Yes. Except it's called 'the bases are loaded and so am I'k0na_an0k
- designerror0
high half the time
- flavorful0
I imagine not everyone likes my constant upbeat persona, and my inability to not smile all the time.
- CALLES0
spend too much time on the net. smell like alcohol at least twice a week. Take naps if hung over. tell my crazy stories at lunch at people that are way older than me and never had fun married in suburbia so i can see the jelousy in their eyes. and then on top of that do good work. But im a nice guy over all
- flavorful0
Haha, CALLES, I never tell anyone what I do outside of work - I'm sure their perception of me would change dramatically. When people ask how my weekend went, I usually just go, "You know, it was pretty alright, how about yours?"
Then after or while they are done telling me a "crazy" story, I try not to bust out laughing.
- haha!CALLES
- haha ...
"yeah so we went down to Tijuana and saw this funny Donkey show"Ramanisky2
- Ramanisky20
hope your bosses don't frequent the QBN networks
some incriminating shiza up in here
- i_monk0
Ear canal excavation.
- CALLES0
i wonder what does OSFA do at the meat packing plant
- geralddean0
i gotta say just hearing people speak. They engage each other in conversations all the time. This is a team environment but thats what we have IM for...
My worst days are when I forget my headphones at home.
- CALLES0
i hate terms such as.. "touch base" "lets do lunch" "HEY BUDDY" "that is key!" "what's up big guy" "chief"