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- detritus0
I partially fast every day.
- acescence0
Just water for 16 days? Wow.
gramme
(Nov 12 07, 08:03)no, it was water and a bit of grade b maple syrup, cayenne, and lemon. technically not a fast i suppose, but close.
- jox0
I say screw dieting, eat balanced meals, exercise – and you'll be plumb to the earth.
gramme
(Nov 12 07, 07:50)That's the common mispercetption - it's not a diet, and not about losing weight (even though I probably will - I've been on the burger/pizza diet since this summer), but more about only eating the "right" stuff for a certain amount of time and see what it does to you.
While I definitely agree that balanced meals and exercise is always the better way, I figured I'd check this shortcut out for a few days :)
- jox0
The cayenne, lemon and syrup diet is nothing like this, and actually quite dangerous since *that* brakes down all the good stuff (i.e muscles)
- Concrete0
Yawn
- emecks0
I partially fast every day.
detritus
(Nov 12 07, 08:04)that because you are a stoner and sometimes just cannot be arsed getting yourself something to eat??
- detritus0
I hate you emecks,
Yes.
- emecks0
The cayenne, lemon and syrup diet is nothing like this, and actually quite dangerous since *that* brakes down all the good stuff (i.e muscles)
jox
(Nov 12 07, 08:06)Whit??
That's daft jawks, it doesn't break down muscle... you still get energy from the maple syrup, your digestion is speeded by the cayenne pepper, the lemon has something to do with stomach acidity and the water stops you dehydrating.
muscles remain same as before.
- emecks0
I hate myself for the same reason detritus.
so does my missus.
- emecks0
still it stops you joining the ranks of the obese, no?
- Point50
.. as long as you remember to REtox it's all good.
emecks
(Nov 12 07, 07:24)
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- detritus0
Oh aye, by all rights I should be a fat bastard. If it wasn't for my fidgetiness and dual tea/weed addiction I'd be on the elastic trouser bands by now.
Jox - get yourself some nut selections - alongside your lemon water they make a good filler. Brown wholegrain rice is good too - cook some up in vegetable stock for a filling, none-too fattening meal which .. for me, anyway.. seems to make me feel great the day after.
- k0na_an0k0
the wife and i did it not too long ago jox. i definitely had more energy but you know... with the whole cleansing thing... keep somewhat close to the bathroom. it's not like a violent action but when you gotta go you should probably not think "hmm... is this a poo or a fart? let me check"
*try to fart. sharts pants*.:)
i forget the name of the one we did. it was all natural i believe. started off in the am with a pill. then a spoon full of some powder. then a warm tea with the supplied tea-bag. (totally non sexual)
although i did catch the wife say once while we were drinking tea "ya know, i've heard tea-bags can be put on your eyes and help you...." and at that point i busted in "LETS TRY IT BABY" and fake unbuttoned the pants. haha.
good luck buddy.
- Concrete0
still it stops you joining the ranks of the obese, no?
emecks
(Nov 12 07, 08:11)Cos you never see an obese stoner!?
:/
- emecks0
still it stops you joining the ranks of the obese, no?
emecks
(Nov 12 07, 08:11)Cos you never see an obese stoner!?
:/
Concrete
(Nov 12 07, 08:21)in my (limited) experience there are 2 kinds of stoner:
1. the kind that gets the munchies and eats the fridge.
2. the kind that gets the munchies but can't be arsed getting up to eat the fridge and goes to bed hungry.
- jox0
Thanks detritus - that doesn't sound bad at all!!
- jox0
Hahahhaa thanks for that laugh kona.
Luckily I got easy access to a bathroom during these ten days. I hope it doesn't come to sharting though........
- mg330
- k0na_an0k0
he literally starved himself and did not sleep.
yo mg... you go to that thing on friday? how was it?
- flavorful0
hahah, yea I watched a "Making Of" for that movie and it was hilarious because they ask him ... and he just goes, "I stopped eating."