who else here hates halloween?
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- _salisae_
i've spent probably 50 or 60 dollars on the most uncomfortable and stupid outfit and my office has me hooked on sugar now with all their little treats planted everywhere. i'm also not a competitive person so this costume contest bologna is just a setup for my own personal failure.
moreover, i couldn't get my one good idea to work out and i panicked and am now going as hillary clinton.
i suck.
but not as much as halloween.
how am i supposed to have a conversation with someone when i can't even see their face or have the interest to figure out what they 'are'.and i still have a pumpkin to mutilate.
- _salisae_0
at least i'm not in atlanta anymore where the door to door kids jack all the candy out of my bowl and give me a gangster front if i try to call them out on it.
if i do win this presidential election .. halloween is cancelled from here on out.
- mg330
I pretty much hate it myself. I've found myself uttering lots of "I'm getting too old for crap like this," as I approach my 30th B-Day in December.
I bought my intended costume - a polyester dress, white lace panty hose, some jewelery my girlfriend had, and an Optimus Prime helmet with the intent to be a "TrannyFormer." Friends said that was awesome.
Then as I tried the whole thing on early Saturday I just went WTF, this helmet is so uncomfortable. Couldn't see out of it barely.
We had a party to go to, so last-ditch effort got me a great fake mustache and beard, some Ray Bans, and I wore my Red Sox hat and a green hoodie - a few people asked if I were a terrorist or the Unabomber.
Next year I will only participate if I buy this:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI…
It seems worth it, endless possibilities for non-Halloween days. Just wonder where I'd store it.
- flavorful0
Oh man underscore, I love Halloween!
What is not to love?
Candy, and girls who dress in skimpy outfits, haha.
It is perfect!
- cosmo0
Oh man underscore, I love Halloween!
What is not to love?
Candy, and girls who dress in skimpy outfits, haha.
It is perfect!
flavorful
(Oct 29 07, 17:31)umm...you perv looking at young kids in that manner.
- TheBlueOne0
I have a pair of glue on devil horns and some custom business cards made up that say "Agent of Satan: Duties Largely Ceremonial. Inquiries about lackey and minion positions gladly discussed."
That's it. I wear whatever I feel like wearing. If I need to de-costume I pull off the horns. Done deal. The business card sells it whenever anyone asks "What are you?"
- johndiggity0
just show up in a pair of jeans and if anyone asks tell them you are a premature ejaculator: you just came in your jeans.
- Rand0
I'll read this more thoroughly tomorrow, as I am exhausted, but yes, I hate halloween
- flavorful0
umm...you perv looking at young kids in that manner.
cosmo
(Oct 29 07, 17:35)Haha, I didn't even think of it like that. I have lived in an alley, and on the edge of a mountain the past few years.
I have had no trick or treaters come ever.
...
Well non-statutory ones.
Ah thank you.
- _salisae_0
i've always gone low key if i absolutely had to do something .. potatoe in the zipper .. hey! dictator. um. i dressed up like a frat boy and hit on the ladies/acted dumb. one year i painted myself entirely blue. that was the last real effort i put into an outfit.
i really sound like i'm gay don't i?
- _salisae_0
mg i really like trannyformer. you should at least make a doll and sell it in mass quantities and become a millionaire.
here's a quick and easy one for pervish guys: put on a nurse's scrubs and paint OBGYN YA on the back.
yeah.
- mayo0
for lack of a better and more timely idea, I finally dressed up (this last saturday for a party) as the girl from The Ring as she's coming out of the tv.
- _salisae_0
hi mayo! nice to seee ya still kickin around :D
- sea_sea0
over rated, capitalism at it's finest.
i have to agree with flavor:
this year there are tons of ho's out there. once again, that's what was on the racks, and guess what, they bought into it.some strange character really screws with peoples minds though. lol.
i'm still not sure if i'm voting for you yet, hillary... we'll see! :) he!
- mayo0
kickin', screamin' and yellin' "foot and mouth disease" whenever one of the puppies is chewing on their paws. How are you hot mama?!?! :D
- _salisae_0
!!!puppies!!!
man i want to have one tooo. there are so many at my office but my landlady says no :(
i'm excellent. just making my transition out here. it's been a lot to do. we're in the same time zone! w00t!
- studderine0
yea i dont care much for it.
- mayo0
ooooh! you're on the west coast now? yay! how long have you been there?
- _salisae_0
hey sea sea are you near santa monica? if so let me know if anything is happening soon .. i need some socializing.