Autumn Haikus
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- mg330
Trouble in bedroom
girlfriend won't do it unless
covered to be warm
- letters20
I have sympathy
For our mg33
Turn the heat on dude
- spendogg0
candy beggars out
crap, all out of snickers bars
stomps flaming poo bag
- jevad0
Wake me up before
you go-go - I'm not planning
on going solo
- letters20
(thus jevad reveals his true musical taste)
- mg330
Trust me letters2
heat is on and i myself
really get things hot
- mg330
animal instinct
takes over in the bedroom
she is fast asleepcreeping up the sheets
I am silent and deadly
close in for the killwith a quickness
I extend my stiff stinger
her nectar soon flowsshe wakes up screaming
flailing around the sheets
this way and that waystop! stop! please, please stop!
she cries out in utter pain
it hurts! it hurts bad!husband awakens
his dream of new fishing boat
was interruptedconcern for his wife
who is screaming and crying
can't see in the darkwhat is wrong honey?
why are you screaming like that?
was it a bad dream?no, I think it was
a bee or some kind of wasp,
bit me on my ass!
- blaw0
(thus mg33 reveals his true sexual taste)
letters2
(Oct 26 07, 08:58)
- grunttt0
welcome sweet autumn
like an NPR fund drive
i hope you last long
- mxhxr100
unbox the wool hats
morning car shimmers with ice
messy hair will do
- blaw0
First I count to five,
not six, as I'm wont to do;
then wish for 'edit'.