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- flagellum0
The irony, brookoi, is that it's history and philosophy which, when properly understood, lead to a solid theology.
- Brookoioioi0
the irony is you don't know what the fuck you're talking about and have no idea how to humble yourself to those who do. Such big talk for one whos ideas are so impoverished.
- ********0
"Did you spread his cheeks?" the Bishop inquired. "Did you show his vent to the inspector?"
"Yes, your Lordship," said Duclos, "he displayed mine, I displayed his, he presented it with incomparable suggestiveness."
- flagellum0
And who knows what they're talking about? And please demonstrate which ideas of mine are "impoverished".
Should be entertaining.
- ********0
"And the creature had to have red hair?" asked the Bishop. "That was a sine qua non?"
"Absolutely," Duclos replied. "Those women, as you are not unaware, Monseigneur, exude an infinitely more violent underarm aroma, and his sense of smell once stung, no question of it, by ripe odors, his pleasure organs would be aroused at once."
"Of course," the Bishop agreed. "But, by God, it seems to me I’d have preferred smelling that woman’s asshole to sniffing under her arms."
"Ah, ha!" spoke up Curval, "there is much to be said in favor of the one and the other, and let me assure you that if you’ll but give the arms a try, you’ll find them perfectly delicious."
"Which is to say, I take it," said the Bishop, "that Monsieur le Président finds that stew to his taste?"
- gramme0
You weren't really insulted by that, were you? Goodness, I thought you guys weren't supposed to idolise images?
detritus
(Oct 24 07, 15:19)I thought it was childish of e-pill, but no my world was not shattered by those pics.
- Brookoioioi0
I'm just here to poke you with a stick, i am not interested in helping you, if you stopped being a piously ignorant joke who would i laugh at when i get bored at work?
- flagellum0
good point, Brookoi. I do enjoy the poking as well as being an entertainer. And fear not; I don't get dismayed by your inability to counter my challenges, as I understand the almost pathological commitment to philosophical trends which lack empirical support.
You are one of many. ;)
- PonyBoy0
calling you a 'piously ignorant joke' isn't a counter argument to your challenges?!!
:D
- mrdobolina0
so what is this evidence you speak of?
- flagellum0
For what specifically, mrdobolina? For God's existance? For the miracles of the Bible?
flagellum
(Oct 25 07, 05:47)
- mrdobolina0
both... go!
- gramme0
I rremember a wee bit of European histrory..something called the Reformation where christians spent centuries killing each other over whether having images of Jesus and saints in a church consisted of Idolitry or not. The ones who claimed that it was in fact idolatry are the ones currently living in the Buckle of said Bible Belt who seem to have a problem weth images of Jesus. Ironic, no?
TheBlueOne
(Oct 24 07, 15:33)Most of the movers-and-shakers in the Reformation were not violent in any way nor did they support violence against anyone, not even against Roman Catholics. These primary reformers that I mention are Luther, John Calvin, John Knox and the majority of the Puritans. They were all peaceful. The worse thing that any of these men did during the reformation was on the part of Knox, who stood on a hill as Mary queen of Scots rode by and screamed down at her to repent her blasphemies, calling her a papist whore, etc. etc....
There is no one alive who considers that to be one of Knox's shining moments, in spite of the fact that queen Mary was a rampant whore.
The violent reformer to whom I think you primarily refer to is Oliver Cromwell. He was not a minister nor a theologian by any stretch of the imagination, just an angry violent man who took an opportunity to retrofit the Reformation doctrine into his desire for domination.
The rest of the Puritans actually fled from violence as they were being killed by the Pope's men. They were not exactly proud of Cromwell.
- gramme0
I'm just here to poke you with a stick, i am not interested in helping you, if you stopped being a piously ignorant joke who would i laugh at when i get bored at work?
Brookoioioi
(Oct 25 07, 06:16)Well that explains why you can't be reasoned with. I think you take the prize for pointless venom on NT. Cheers! :D
- Brookoioioi0
nice one captain obvious, got any more long winded god-spam for me to not read?
- flagellum0
Existance of God:
- The Big Bang
- The Anthropic Principle
- Fine-tuning of the Cosmological Constants
- Human consciousness
-DNAmore here:
http://www.gotquestions.org/cosm…
http://www.gotquestions.org/onto…
http://www.gotquestions.org/tele…
http://www.gotquestions.org/mora…Miracles of the Bible:
- Evidence of reliability of manuscripts (textual criticism)
- Eye witness testimony
- Secular historical accounts (see: Josephus)more:
http://www.gotquestions.org/proo…
http://www.bible-researcher.com/…
http://www.leaderu.com/everystud…
http://www.allaboutthejourney.or…
http://www.existence-of-god.com/…
- ********0
existence of hate:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/On_…
- PonyBoy0
nice one captain obvious, got any more long winded god-spam for me to not read?
Brookoioioi
(Oct 25 07, 06:41)
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Are you that insecure w/yourself that you have to enter a silly thread on NT and absolutely belittle everyone who you think is mentally below you?*anxiously awaits a comparison to some Human philosophy from some 'writer' that can be completely debunked by another Human writer w/his own opinions...
- Brookoioioi0
Existance of God:
- The Big Bang
No
- The Anthropic Principle
No
- Fine-tuning of the Cosmological Constants
No
- Human consciousness
No
-DNA
No
Weak as fuck, i'd stick to the 'voices in your head' argument like Gramme.
- Brookoioioi0
Nope, i'm just flaming while i wait for a render to finish.