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"And the creature had to have red hair?" asked the Bishop. "That was a sine qua non?"
"Absolutely," Duclos replied. "Those women, as you are not unaware, Monseigneur, exude an infinitely more violent underarm aroma, and his sense of smell once stung, no question of it, by ripe odors, his pleasure organs would be aroused at once."
"Of course," the Bishop agreed. "But, by God, it seems to me I’d have preferred smelling that woman’s asshole to sniffing under her arms."
"Ah, ha!" spoke up Curval, "there is much to be said in favor of the one and the other, and let me assure you that if you’ll but give the arms a try, you’ll find them perfectly delicious."
"Which is to say, I take it," said the Bishop, "that Monsieur le Président finds that stew to his taste?"