please dont
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- k0na_an0k0
i usually stand 3-4 feet back from the urinal and shoot the wiz in when there is someone standing next to me. sometimes with my hands on top of my head, sometimes with them on my hips, once i started doing jumping jacks while i pissed. he was impressed.
actually dinky. i'm with you....
- grunttt0
in the case of 3 or more urinals, i agree and adhere to the following protocol:
A: if you're the first one in go to a side urinal as opposed to the middle.
B: if someone is already using a urinal, if possible do not use the urinal right next to that person.and here is yet another tip on the same subject:
if you're "pee shy", don't go telling folks about it because it makes you sound like a pussy. step up, pull it out, piss... what it there to (over) think about?
- CALLES0
i hate it... i had a very strange one tooo
- grunttt0
i hate it... i had a very strange one tooo
CALLES
(Oct 11 07, 10:2well that's different... since you have a "strange one" you don't want someone beside you to get a glimpse. I'm assuming by "strange one" you mean you have a really really weird penis.
- radar0
what do you do if it's a trough?
- madirish0
i like the floor-hole style pissers instituted across southern EU.
i also love hearing girls from US describe them after they have ben 'mortified' for having to use them. hilarious.
- Antonelli0
Drift, we're the same person.
i especially hate it when im at some club and theres an attendant sitting there on a stool and he's got the door held open the whole time, so there's a long line of guys there staring at you while your trying to piss.
- CALLES0
no man... i was in the bathroom and i have a long ponytail.... so im there this weird guy from the art department stands in the urinal next to me, while the other ones are free, and he goes "wow... thats gotten long.... thats an extra couple of inches there.... what are you gonna do with it... im staring at the wall........ and then he goes " are you going to cut it? donate it? what?
- madirish0
lol
- MrD0
- grunttt0
lol calles!
i was jk earlier btw.
- MrD0
- Jaline0
Damn, I hate those attendants. I mean, I've never had to deal with one, but their existence seems worthless to me.
- CALLES0
its cool i know u were playing....
oh oh oh i have another one
so im at the racetrack on a saturday morning(dont know why) and im at the urinals and this guy comes out of the handicap stall in hes wheelchair and he accidentally bumps into someone that is taking a piss in the urinal... next thing i know... the guy in the urinal is standing screaming at the guy in the wheelchair with he's dick out and he's pants are all pissed "what the fuck you stupid fuck" ra ra ra ra rant while the poor guy in the whellchair is just looking like at the air like Help me.... im sorry i do have a heart but i had to laugh at the moment
- eb60
DRIFTMONKEY
(Oct 11 07, 09:52)Mothfart...Flapjack!
Forget the urinal, I peed in my pants!
- BattleAxe0
what is the rule with squatting in the handy cap stall for #2, that place is huge, is it the same as taking up a handicap parking . I always go into them cause they are the last ones(furthest from the door) and very roomy, bigger then my cube ... they have coat racks and all , as for urinals at my office we have one that is hands free with no flush handle, but its the middle one the other two have handles to flush so i prefer the middle one ...
- edd-e0
but MrD i just wanted to have a sword fight!!!
;)
- Jaline0
what is the rule with squatting in the handy cap stall for #2, that place is huge, is it the same as taking up a handicap parking .
BattleAxe
(Oct 11 07, 14:12)No. You can't get charged for using a handicap stall. Or maybe you can, I don't know. What I do know is that I WILL use that stall if the other ones are dirty or occupied. I usually use the furthest one away from the door, but I think them being the cleanest is a rumour.
There was an episode of "Curb Your Enthusiasm" about that and it was damn funny.
- Douglas0
Freshman year I had a general art class called "3d". Each assignment in the course was a different genre of multi dimensional art to explore things like sculpture, projections, installations, performance art, etc. For the performance piece, most people did a bad poetry reading, played an instrument, did a dance, or something comparable. I drank water the entire day before class without taking a leak. Then when it was my turn to present, I gathered the whole class (about 20people) in the mens restroom with me, threw a handful of money in a toilet with the stall door open, and attempted to piss on all the money for the class.... ONLY TO BECOME SUDDENLY PEE SHY for the first time in my life. tinkle tinkle tinkle was about all that happened. Such a train wreck. Teacher gave me a sympathy A- on the project.
- Jaline0
wth