Suing God
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- gramme0
He also seems to be slightly bitter, albeit with a winsome taste for aliteration...much like a certain African-American pseudo-preacher/charlatan.
heh. Bit ironic.
- bolus0
did anyone mention morgan freeman yet?
- bolus0
i thought the videostill was the accused
- fortified0
were this a class action suit, what would you add to the list of grievances?
- _salisae_0
i forgive god
- CALLES0
god's going to get them back. obviusly they forgot all about judgement day.... starting ummm god
- Crouwel0
spelchek
lolek!
- TheBlueOne0
Good luck with that.
- Crouwel0
wrong thread. sry.
- Crouwel0
anyway, what if thousands of locusts invade the courtroom on the day of trial?
- CALLES0
i think im going to sue the devil... i sold my soul and i still dont have my mansion... women... and yatch
- Mimio0
I think he just provoked God to lift the invisible force-field around Nebraska.
- gramme0
– He taught me how to play this gee-tar real good.
– aaaw son, you sold yore everlastin soul for thayat?
– Well suh, I wudn't using it fa nuthin...
- harlequino0
– He taught me how to play this gee-tar real good.
– aaaw son, you sold yore everlastin soul for thayat?
– Well suh, I wudn't using it fa nuthin...
gramme
(Sep 18 07, 07:57)Baptism! You two are dumber than a bag of hammers!
- Crouwel0
I am a man
Of constant sorrow
- MrD0
the REAL story
its funny how headlines just changes everything
Could of written, Senator sues god in protest of Judge's ruling in rapte trial"Chambers says his frivolous lawsuit against the Lord was meant to protest a suit filed against a Nebraska judge who banned the words "rape" and "victim" from a woman's rape trial."
- gramme0
– Well son, it's a well-known fact that the devil has a pointy beard, scaly red skin, a bifurcated tail and goes around carryin a hay fork.
– No suh, he's white, white as you fokes. He wear a white suit and has daark eyes and a deep, hollow voice.
- Crouwel0
What kind of work you do, Big Dan?
Sales, Mr McGill, sales! What do I sell?
The truth, every blessed word of it.
From Genesis down to Revelations.
Yes, the word of God, which, let me say,
there's damn good money in during these times of woe and want.
People want answers, and Big Dan sells the only book that's got 'em.
And what do you do, you and your, uh, tongue-tied friend?
We, uh...
- JackRyan0
Watch out for lightning bolts...