Suing God
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- Crouwel0
spelchek
lolek!
- TheBlueOne0
Good luck with that.
- Crouwel0
wrong thread. sry.
- Crouwel0
anyway, what if thousands of locusts invade the courtroom on the day of trial?
- CALLES0
i think im going to sue the devil... i sold my soul and i still dont have my mansion... women... and yatch
- Mimio0
I think he just provoked God to lift the invisible force-field around Nebraska.
- gramme0
– He taught me how to play this gee-tar real good.
– aaaw son, you sold yore everlastin soul for thayat?
– Well suh, I wudn't using it fa nuthin...
- harlequino0
– He taught me how to play this gee-tar real good.
– aaaw son, you sold yore everlastin soul for thayat?
– Well suh, I wudn't using it fa nuthin...
gramme
(Sep 18 07, 07:57)Baptism! You two are dumber than a bag of hammers!
- Crouwel0
I am a man
Of constant sorrow
- MrD0
the REAL story
its funny how headlines just changes everything
Could of written, Senator sues god in protest of Judge's ruling in rapte trial"Chambers says his frivolous lawsuit against the Lord was meant to protest a suit filed against a Nebraska judge who banned the words "rape" and "victim" from a woman's rape trial."
- gramme0
– Well son, it's a well-known fact that the devil has a pointy beard, scaly red skin, a bifurcated tail and goes around carryin a hay fork.
– No suh, he's white, white as you fokes. He wear a white suit and has daark eyes and a deep, hollow voice.
- Crouwel0
What kind of work you do, Big Dan?
Sales, Mr McGill, sales! What do I sell?
The truth, every blessed word of it.
From Genesis down to Revelations.
Yes, the word of God, which, let me say,
there's damn good money in during these times of woe and want.
People want answers, and Big Dan sells the only book that's got 'em.
And what do you do, you and your, uh, tongue-tied friend?
We, uh...
- JackRyan0
Watch out for lightning bolts...
- gramme0
haha!
'ppears we've all seen that picture more times than we kin rightly recollect!
- Witt0
who else can God have for lawyer but the Devil?
- gramme0
Is you is, or is you ain't my CONSTITUENTS?!?
- TheBlueOne0
I'd like to sue god for having Ralph Machio represent him: