Spiders in the house
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- k0na_an0k0
omg jox NO! that stuff is baby poop orange in color?
nah. just messing with you.
- fooler0
I was going to chime in yesterday to tell y'all I kill at least 3 spiders a day in my house.
Last night was pretty typical. Me sitting on the couch drinking a brew and my wife asks me come kill another spider. I walk over look up and there is a spider about the size of a quarter on the ceiling. I take off my flip flop and give it a few whacks until I think its dead all rolled up in a ball. When I go to pick it up with a paper towel I open it just a little so we can see its dead body and the thing jumps out at me. As it jumps I kinda tossed it in my wives direction (George Costanza style). She jumps 3 feet in the air backwards and lands on her tailbone. She's half laughing half crying as a try and kill the damn thing again.
Fast Forward a few hours later and I have fallen asleep on the couch. My wife wakes me up and tells me to go to bed. In my drowsy state I ask her to tuck me in and turn off the lights. As she pulls the comforter off the floor and over me she screams ANOTHER FUCKIN SPIDER and runs out of the room. I think she's kidding just to get back at me for accidentally flinging a spider at her earlier. I open my eyes to see a spider twice the size of the other one crawling over my feet that are under the blankets. Now I yell and scream and run out of the room only to have my wife tell me to go kill it.
What a crazy night. I'm calling an exterminator today!
- Jaline0
yup, better take care of that nonsense.
also, hope your wife's tailbone is feeling better. that shit hurts for days.
- jox0
FUCKING LOOK AT THIS! From 2 minutes ago!
An unknown female arrives out of nowhere to the rescue!
- CALLES0
hate tailbone injuries... dont mind spider
- Jaline0
Is that a camera phone? And is that maria?
Spider is huge, actually.
There was an even-bigger one in my cousin's house a few weeks ago. My little baby cousin (who is like 2) wanted to see the spider over and over and over again, but each time would hug me, scared. She liked the rush, I guess.
- jox0
Yes, yes and yes.
If I'm not active in the PVN in the following weeks, you know I've been wrapped up in spider web and eaten by the black widow.
See you around I hope *gulp*
- jox0
And for the record, that is a BABY SPIDER compared to some of the others I've found lately.
- BattleAxe0
Call in the Marines
- Jaline0
^ wtf
- jox0
STOP
FREAKING
POSTING
FREAKING
PICS
OF
FREAKING
SPIDERS
YOU
FREAKS!
- CALLES0
ok
- jox0
Yet I click the links. What is wrong with me?
- BattleAxe0
think of them as your friend, the truth I never kill them, cause I have crickets and roaches from time to time , I consider them my allies
- material-10
'the bitch'?
- Point50
JazX's girlfriend arrives out of nowhere to the rescue!
www.migliore.se/nt/spi... [jpg]
jox
(Sep 12 07, 09:39)
- TheBlueOne0
Did it look like this Jox?
- hiatus0
I didnt read threw the whole thread, but anyway....I was told that for a bad roach problem buy a house gecko......maybe it will work for spiders......that or a large tree frog or chamillionaire, Oops i mean chameleon. i was alizard guy, there kinda cool.
jox, what do you think?
- ItTango0
From my back porch last summer:
