Spiders in the house
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I was going to chime in yesterday to tell y'all I kill at least 3 spiders a day in my house.
Last night was pretty typical. Me sitting on the couch drinking a brew and my wife asks me come kill another spider. I walk over look up and there is a spider about the size of a quarter on the ceiling. I take off my flip flop and give it a few whacks until I think its dead all rolled up in a ball. When I go to pick it up with a paper towel I open it just a little so we can see its dead body and the thing jumps out at me. As it jumps I kinda tossed it in my wives direction (George Costanza style). She jumps 3 feet in the air backwards and lands on her tailbone. She's half laughing half crying as a try and kill the damn thing again.
Fast Forward a few hours later and I have fallen asleep on the couch. My wife wakes me up and tells me to go to bed. In my drowsy state I ask her to tuck me in and turn off the lights. As she pulls the comforter off the floor and over me she screams ANOTHER FUCKIN SPIDER and runs out of the room. I think she's kidding just to get back at me for accidentally flinging a spider at her earlier. I open my eyes to see a spider twice the size of the other one crawling over my feet that are under the blankets. Now I yell and scream and run out of the room only to have my wife tell me to go kill it.
What a crazy night. I'm calling an exterminator today!