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- CALLES0
are you doing it like will ferrell in the weather crashers? mom wheres the meatloaf?
- ItTango0
LOL, ian!
So right, never yawn.
Never appear to need anything.They'll kill you with hospitality.
- RoomFive0
lol Ian... all so true! Is there a guidebook on 'things to say to your kids' that all parents follow or something! lol :)
- mrdobolina0
IT, those places are cool as hell. I just wrote a small blurb for a construction magazine about these guys:
- ian0
Another classic
mum: do you want a cup of tea?
me: no tanks Im ok.
mum: oh...awkward pause for a minute...
mum: So are you making me a cup or tea or not then? I've just sat down...
- RoomFive0
lol. my mum offers me cups of tea when i've barely taken a sip of the previous cup!
- kelpie0
very wrong move.
- ian0
Yeah RoomFive, theres a guidebook, but it covers much more than things to say. It also covers topics as diverse as, 'When its ok to walk around in your underwear while you're sons friends are in the house' (my dad) and challenges like 'how many cups of tea can you ask someone to make you in one evening' (my mum).
My sister just bought a new house and moved back home before its ready, so she's now going through all of this :D
- ItTango0
JUST A QUICK UPDATE:
It has become clear to me that my mother is going to kill my father. Could happen any time.
Not that she doesn't love him, that's got nothing to do with it.
Aside from the fact that they've been together too damn long (40+ years)...
dad no longer bothers to aim when he goes to the bathroom.
This will be the cause of his demise.
I've got to warn him...
- grunttt0
hahaha... if she offers him a cup of tea, he should politely pass.
- ItTango0
She watched "Arsenic & Old Lace" twice yesterday.
Instructional video?
- OSFA0
LOL
man, you have me laughing at all these updates!
keep 'em coming...
So, any news on the neighbors?
- ItTango0
So, any news on the neighbors?
OSFA
(Sep 12 07, 08:01)God, yes!
Some of these poeple are right out of "Invasion of the body Snatchers".
Plastic smiles, monotone voices. Creepy.
I'm preparing that report for you guys.
Coming soon.
- OSFA0
hahaha
- rafalski0
I saw my gf for the first time in over a month last weekend, we spent it at my mom's.
Wasn't that bad.. but I have to add, we also had keys to her sister's while she was away.
- Jaline0
ahhaha, my parents are so much worse, trust me. But I'm too embarrassed to give away details.
- Ramanisky20
you 4 should play the Newlywed game ... fun for all
- ItTango0
ahhaha, my parents are so much worse, trust me. But I'm too embarrassed to give away details.
Jaline
(Sep 12 07, 08:24)J...
This a sharing, caring thread.
Give up the details, woman.
- Jaline0
no way :P
in the meantime, let's get back to weird parental habits. but not my stories. yours...
- ItTango0
in the meantime, let's get back to weird parental habits. but not my stories. yours...
Jaline
(Sep 12 07, 08:34)Yeah. No shortage there.
But I'm probably done for today - got a bunch of work to do.stay tuned.