FOLKS
- Started
- Last post
- 65 Responses
- ItTango
So my wife and I decided to stop shoveling our loot into a furnace and moved out of our over-priced apartment in downtown Chicago.
Time to buy, especially in light of the looming housing slump.
We decide we can save a bunch of scrilla if we move in with my parents for about a year. They have a large joint on the far south side, and it's just the two of 'em.
It's been 3 week and...
AAAAAHHHHHHHRRRRGGG!WHAT THE FUCK WERE WE THINKING?!
It's a constant 78 degrees in the house.
They rise at the crack of dawn.
They talk (scream) at each other from the back of the house (where my mom hangs out) to the front porch (where my dad keeps an eye on the neighborhood).
My father is on a restricted diet, but refuses to obey and sneaks out to the burger joint down the street. Comes back home with greasy lips and no appetite and has to endure the 3rd degree from my mom...
from the back of the house to the front porch (did I already say that?)
And just how are we supposed to get our freak on in my parents house?!! Talk about dysfunctional bonin'.Gonna' be a rough 12 months.
- mitsu0
buy a video camera.
instant reality tv.
- grunttt0
y'all crazy.
- ItTango0
y'all crazy.
grunttt
(Sep 10 07, 10:57)I am now.
Can you hear that?!Oh, wait.
- blaw0
anyone that moves back into their parents' house didn't have a fucked up enough childhood.
serves ya right.
- TheBlueOne0
pics?
- mrdobolina0
haha, wow.
- CALLES0
hahah
- ItTango0
ha, ha!
they're makin' up for it now,
hold on..."What?!"
"No I don't want chicken and dressing!"
"No, ma. Your cooking is fine..."
"Wha... you're not useless! It's the middle of the day! Nobody eats chicken and dressing in the mid..."
"OK, OK! Yes, with cranberry sauce please."
- harlequino0
Having sex in your parents house when you're 17 or 18 is great, if you get away with it. Going back and doing 20 years later...not so much.
- flavorful0
Wow.
- k0na_an0k0
haha. what a nightmare.
3 months down 9 more to go.
oh.
guess what. the winter months are going to be worse. it will be far too cold for anyone to get out of the house. holy shit. 4 months indoors with them?
dude, i'll be seeing you on the 5 oclock channel 5 news man.
haha.
- grunttt0
lol.
IT please just keep updating this thread with quotes. too funny.
- CALLES0
start entertaining yourself... practical jokes time. Put skittles on their shower head
- OSFA0
LOL!!!
man this is gonna be a historic thread
- grunttt0
put a porn mag on your father's night stand.
- k0na_an0k0
put your wifes bra under your dads pillow
- CALLES0
start sunbathing naked in the front lawn
- ItTango0
lol.
IT please just keep updating this thread with quotes. too funny.
grunttt
(Sep 10 07, 11:15)don't worry. this is therapeutic for me.
i'm on the couch and you guys are my shrink.
- flavorful0
This reminds me of that time I ate a slice of pizza...
Then went over to a 60 year old man's house and made him fuck me in the ass in front of his family.
- CALLES0
wow