white male terrorist uk
- Started
- Last post
- 108 Responses
- Jaline0
uh oh. I think you did resemble a new breed of chav.
- Drno0
thank you witt
i'm getting my adidas gears ready now
- AndyRoss0
Randomly searching people is the oldest terrorist plot in the book.
- 23kon0
uh oh. I think you did resemble a new breed of chav.
Jaline
(Aug 10 07, 07:41)
-----------the cheek!!! :P
oh yeah,
the copper asked me what i did for a living ...
- web design
'do you enjoy it?' he asked
'yeah its ok' i replied
to which the cheeky cop replied with
'aye but its not really proper working though is it?'
- Jaline0
what?! loser cop.
what he said is only true 90% of the time.
- 23kon0
nah he was actually an alright(ish) cop - as far as cops go.
he did follow up his rude statement by telling me that he knows a web designer and "all he does is lie on the beach working on his laptop in spain".
and thats what his assumption that it wasnt really " a proper job" was based on.still a bastard for stopping me though.
i shouldve replied with something like "yeah being a web designer is ok, certainly pays better than being in the police and having to deal with fuckwitt members of the public like me" lol
- kelpie0
then he'd have 'found' some dope on you and taken you to the cells for a shoein', Kon; you've no been in much trouble with the polis have ye? ;)
- Jaline0
heh
- Nairn0
Clearly you have though Kelpie - you should let your polis pal in Edinburgh know you're back from Spain though, eh?
Nice one for giving him that tip off about the dopehead music fiend who's always wasting time on'tinternet.
- 23kon0
ive been in trouble a few times - some court appearances in my past and a night in dundee cells to my name lol.
yeah i know if id been cheeky then he'd have found a way to knock me down a few pegs.
- 23kon0
lol
- kelpie0
haha nairn, ok busted, I'm with the Undercover Design Police, yer all nicked.
- Jaline0
Can you guys please re-enact Hot Fuzz? I will pay.
- -sputnik-0
damn, sounds like a police state.
// glad they're using logic to find terrorists
- Llyod0
they're doing this so as to not look racist. contact your government rep.
- chossy0
So the police stopped and searched someone with a past which includes visits to the courts and a night in
Dundeed holding cells, looks like my money is going after the right kind of people, you see the cops were able to spot that you were a perp. and they acted accordingly.
- 23kon0
the court appearances.
one was a traffic thing from me driving.
another was as a witness when a mate was at court.
and the night in the cells was when i was accused by dundee uni union of "drug dealing" in the place even though id explained what the pills in my wallet were for.i told the policeman yesterday the full story (as he'd asked if id been in trouble before) and he said it shouldnt have happened, i shouldnt have been detained and it sounded like i was the butt end of them not following procedure correctly.
i might start having recurring nightmares about being in a police cell if thats the case.
anyone know a good compensation lawyer?
- kelpie0
I do a bit of that. 40% up front, no fee no win.
- kelpie0
I tell you what though, if I was the copper I'd have flat out arrested you for wearing a hoody and a cap in public at your age. what were you thinking man??
- Jaline0
100