Bikes stolen!!
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- _salisae_0
where would peteropete be without unclehelv around to explain even the most basic working in our cruel, self-absorbed jokey mc jokster world?
- Jaline0
They're only things which cost a few hundred pounds, which are relied upon for travelling around London, which after a year or so of use mould into the rider's personality and become them.
How about I gouge out your eyeballs with my thumbs? They're only spheres of fatty flesh filled with organic fluids!
Nairn
(Jul 20 07, 05:26)There's nothing like a whiff of Nairn in the morning ;)
- Jaline0
I mean...nothing like a Nairn post to wake up to...
- kelpie0
that one was worse, jaline...
- Jaline0
*hangs head in shame
- kelpie0
ah dinnae, just claim you meant it, Nairn hasn't had a thrill like that in years...
- uncle_helv0
where would peteropete be without unclehelv around to explain even the most basic working in our cruel, self-absorbed jokey mc jokster world?
_salisae_
(Jul 20 07, 06:22)Kid's gotta learn
*does a kerb-endo on Peterorpete's bike
- peterorpete0
cheers for being sympathetic everybody, the fuckers
- version30
How about I gouge out your eyeballs with my thumbs? They're only spheres of fatty flesh filled with organic fluids!
Nairn
(Jul 20 07, 05:26)some of the most advanced organic optics on the planet or an aluminum frame with name brand brakes?
(and i thought some of my comparisons were a stretch)
- version30
what the fuck was she thinking?!
_salisae_
(Jul 20 07, 05:32)"my momma always said, if you want a box hurled into the sun, you've got to do it yourself"
- _salisae_0
don't tell me you're quoting yourself again. where do you get off?
- 5timuli0
I had my Marin stolen back in 1999. I heard the little fuckers break down the outer door but I thought it was the noisy neighbours.
The police found the bike the next day. Since it was chained up (not to anything though) the wanksters had tried to smash the chain with a brick, on the rear stays of the bike. It was completely mangled. They had stripped everything but the chainset and pedals.
The police caught the fucktards who did it but as they were both 13 there was nothing they could do. There was something I could do though... I would've had me some fun if they had just given me names and addresses. Cunts.
- version30
_sal_
are you referencing me? because i know communicating with me is a strain on your psyche.
it's a futurama reference.
Hermes Conrad said it
- SteveJobs0
on my last visit to the alamo, i asked one of the employees where i could find the basement, insisting my stolen bike was there...
in a strange squeeky, raspy voice he demanded: "step out of the car please, sir..."
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- version30
looks familiar
http://images.google.com/images?…
- Milan0
You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world