Bikes stolen!!
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- peterorpete
My bikes just been stolen, fucking chavs, i'm so pissed off and sad, i want to cry. I hate London
- Jaline0
That sucks.
Is there any protection for you? Will the police actually do anything (sorry, I'm not familiar with the procedure for this type of thing).
I really hope you find it soon.
Your username / site reminds me of this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theā¦
- since810
Sorry to hear about that.
Hope it wasnt a really expensive bike!Hope you will find it soon.
- Dancer0
Did they steal your site as well?
sorry, that would fuck me off also
- MrBixler0
They're only things.
- Nairn0
They're only things which cost a few hundred pounds, which are relied upon for travelling around London, which after a year or so of use mould into the rider's personality and become them.
How about I gouge out your eyeballs with my thumbs? They're only spheres of fatty flesh filled with organic fluids!
- canuck0
thats why it never good idea to have a nice bike, in a big city.
- Nairn0
Hmm.. not 'mould into personality', but rather 'mould into buttocks'.
It's hard for me to distinguish sometimes.
- monoboy0
Thieving gippo bastards.
Lets hope the fookers next shit is a pineapple.
- rough0
Man that sux
When I was at college my mate's bike got stolen - next week myself and another mate spotted some kid riding it, we waited until he went into a shop and we stole it back! Felt sweet! :)
- _salisae_0
my bike .. actually my tricycle .. was stolen as a kid and my mom loaded me up in the van and we drove around until we found one that looked pretty similar and stole it back.
what the fuck was she thinking?!
- ad10
go down Brick Lane on sunday with a couple of mates. a few raised voices and you'll get it back.
- dirtydesign0
Assholes...they stole mine in the middle of the day in midtown Manhattan last year.
I hope they get hit by a car riding it.
- ross0
That sucks. sorry to hear.
some crackhead stole my back tire yesterday too.
fucking bike theives, i wish a horrible death upon them.
- _salisae_0
did you keep your bike polished? you know the chav's can't resist shiny objects. it's really not their fault. they are subjugated by the higher powers of bling.
- harlequino0
That sucks! Here's hoping it is returned or you can upgrade:
Remember to check the alamo.
- kelpie0
yeah salisae, you can't move up here for the underclass cutting about in shiny bike jewellery
- uncle_helv0
Peter, I don't know if you've noticed but this isn't the website of the Metropolitan Police, t'is but a small little portal for bored designers, who will probably show little if no compassion and end up posting silly things in the hope that other readers will find funny, thus adding to you frustration and sadness at the loss of your bike(s)!
- kelpie0
welcome to the internet.