Kickin' Terrorist Balls
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- emecks0
*isch ächt so pacolino, mer mached immer witz über tragödiä, es macht alles es bitz eifacher z'vertrage, heisst lang ned das d'tatsach luschtig isch.
mer mached witz über chinderschander,
mord,
und na vil anderi sache au. isch pervers aber es hilft eus klar z'cho.
- emecks0
I actually bought the paper at lunchtime so....
UPDATE:
Under the headline it says:
"Alex McIlveen, 45, kicked the man, whose body was in flames, so hard that he tore a tendon in his foot.
But he said last night: 'He didn't even flinch. I couldn't believe he didn't go down.'...
"
- pascii0
* ich han halt nur nid verstande was witzig isch will ichs sprachlich nöd ganz verstande han ; ) aber ebe, me sött halt besser läse... tüdelidüü
- Redmond0
Can anyone translate that first link into english please? I have no clue what happened or why.
- rafalski0
Thanks for omitting my line in the anthology thread Crouwel!!! :(
Swiss watch!!! - geddit? geddit?!
*jumps on hat in anger.. on second thought quietly grabs coat instead
- pascii0
a horse comes to a bar. asks the barkeeper "why the long face" :P
- 23kon0
jeremy beadle has a very small d*ck.
on the other hand though. its really BIG!
- ********0
pffft... fanny.
jeremy beadle has a really small dick.
but on the other hand...
- ********0
A guy with a huge orange head goes in to see a doctor. The doctor says, "How did you get such a huge orange head?"
The guy says, "Well, one day I was walking down the beach when I tripped over an old lantern.
A genie came out and said, ' I'll grant you three wishes, whatever you desire... what is your first wish?' I said, ' I'd like all the money I could ever spend.' The genie went Poof!, and there it was, all the money I could ever spend.
Then he said, ' what is your second wish?' I said, ' I'd like a beautiful woman to love me, someone I could enjoy this money with.' The genie went Poof!, and there she was, a gorgeous girl who immediately loved me.
"Then the genie said, 'and what is your third wish?'... and I think this is where I went wrong... I said, I'd like a huge orange head."
- Jaline0
british people laugh about it, american people panic, and swedes just chill.
modernstyle
(Jul 4 07, 02:53)Whilst the swiss stay neutral and stay at home, watching Heidi re-runs.
:P ascii
Nairn
(Jul 4 07, 02:56)I think Canadians would ultimately back up the Americans, while really not giving a shit.
- Gucci0
"Those who cure you will kill you,"
Great... another reason not to give foreigners jobs as doctors. How many times have you heard cabbies say "I used to be a doctor/engineer/surgeon back home but here I can only be a cab driver!"
....way to further your cause dummies.
- Redmond0
Why would all foreigners get the blame for it?
- Gucci0
i agree they shouldn't, but you can see how that's the first thing people are going to fear.
After 9/11 people where afraid of "middle-eastern looking" people working at airports, right?
- emecks0
Thanks to headlines such as:
"Those who cure you will kill you"
and bigoted idiotic hate/scare mongers like Gucci kicking off about how it's "another reason not to give foreigners jobs as doctors".
- Nairn0
I particularly liked the headline on my housemate's tabloid the other day..
"Doctor Evil".
ffs. 'genius'.
- Gucci0
you're a douchebag. read what i wrote.
Perhaps i should have put quotes around the word "great". My sarcasm wasn't nearly as evident as I thought it was.
I didn't feel you required a clarifying response - and seeing as I'm ignored, you probably won't read this, but....
- Jaline0
Our very conservative radio station here had shows all last week about how Muslims should be exactly like us or kicked out, and how clearly poverty has nothing to do with it since one of them was a doctor.
There has to be a (relatively) happy medium somewhere.
- emecks0
There has to be a (relatively) happy medium somewhere.
Jaline
(Jul 4 07, 09:47)I should imagine most mediums are rubbing their hands in glee at the prospect of all the grieving relatives trying to get in touch...
- lemmys_wart0
not funny
pascii
(Jul 4 07, 01:02)this is why terrorism works so well?
emotional overreaction.
their are so many statistically greater threats (lightning for instance),
this whole jihad business deserves much mockery.
islamic rage boy for instance...