Kickin' Terrorist Balls
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- 23kon
Headline in todays papers - a quote from John Smeaton (the baggage handler at glasgow airport that tackled the terrorists)
"I KICKED THE FLAMING TERRORIST IN THE BALLS SO HARD THAT I TORE A TENDON IN MY FOOT"
lol.
he's being hailed as a national hero
http://www.johnsmeaton.com/and the campaign to have him bought 1000 pints easily hit its target yesterday from people kindly donating through paypal.
youve got to watch the videos of him talking about tackling the terrorists taken from bbc news broadcasts.
funny sh*t!
- emecks0
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"The clips above are rare footage hunted down from ITN’s late Saturday night news. That’s right. For a few crazy hours, the English media went a bit mad and let our very own Braveheart rule the airwaves. When the camera cut back to the studio, you could see them blinking and wondering just what language it was they had just heard."
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I'm wondering too. It's like trying to translate Kelpie in Barcelona again.
- lowimpakt0
The UK has the most stupid terrorists ever.
crap bread bombs and failed car bombs.
and who thinks driving a car while it is on fire on the INSIDE is going to be easy to easy to get over bollards and on target.
it waould be funny if it wasn't so unfunny.
anyone catch the semi-racist jokes going around already?
- 23kon0
sorry about the timeline.
that headline was new this morning though. D hat for me, eh? :Panyone catch the semi-racist jokes going around already?
lowimpakt
(Jul 4 07, 00:43)- yeah a couple of classics that i heard THE NEXT DAY!
someone mustve been up all night thinking about them lol
- emecks0
anyone catch the semi-racist jokes going around already?
lowimpakt
(Jul 4 07, 00:43)- yeah a couple of classics that i heard THE NEXT DAY!
someone mustve been up all night thinking about them lol23kon
(Jul 4 07, 00:47)OUT WITH THEM!!!
come on ffs, my old man has let me down bigstyle this time, he's normally on the phone with jokes immediately.
- pascii0
not funny
- 23kon0
whats not funny pascii ?
- ********0
no jokes
- pascii0
the whole thing is not funny
- modernstyle0
give us the jokes
- pascii0
this is as funny like stickin your dick in a turning fan
- lowimpakt0
this is as funny like stickin your dick in a turning fan
pascii
(Jul 4 07, 01:11)
--------------that's pretty funny.
- 23kon0
the whole thing is not funny
pascii
(Jul 4 07, 01:08)
-------thats your opinion pascii.
whats wrong with us scots hailing this guy and others involved with thwarting this terrorist attempt as heros?
maybe we should do something a bit more serious and write a film about it and get nicholas cage to star as the hero baggage handler?
- ********0
jokes please...
thank you...
- pascii0
23kon - i don't see a funny aspect in this thing. and ballkicking is far away from heroism
- Nairn0
Do we have to go through this again? It's part of British culture to laugh at the horrific - it's how we get through things.
Worked for our grandfolk during the blitz, it'll work for us today. If it's not up your street? Fine. Just don't come over all sanctimonious about it.
Now, where dem jokes?
- TheBlueOne0
Frrrrreeeeeeddddddooom!!
- TheBlueOne0
There's got to be a joke in there about what bad drivers doctors make, right?
- pascii0
laugh at the horrific isn't a british invention. and i shut up now. sheesh....
- modernstyle0
british people laugh about it, american people panic, and swedes just chill.