Kickin' Terrorist Balls
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A guy with a huge orange head goes in to see a doctor. The doctor says, "How did you get such a huge orange head?"
The guy says, "Well, one day I was walking down the beach when I tripped over an old lantern.
A genie came out and said, ' I'll grant you three wishes, whatever you desire... what is your first wish?' I said, ' I'd like all the money I could ever spend.' The genie went Poof!, and there it was, all the money I could ever spend.
Then he said, ' what is your second wish?' I said, ' I'd like a beautiful woman to love me, someone I could enjoy this money with.' The genie went Poof!, and there she was, a gorgeous girl who immediately loved me.
"Then the genie said, 'and what is your third wish?'... and I think this is where I went wrong... I said, I'd like a huge orange head."