When I am 100
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- jevad
When I am 100 years old and lying on my deathbed, I will not lament the fact that I didn't get that next promotion.
I will not wish I had made more money, nor rue that I never got the hot sportscar.
I will lament the fact that I didn't climb the mountain that caught my attention.
I will regret not following my heart when it prompted me to action.
I will kick myself for not saying hello to that person who walked right in front of me and left me breathless.
These are the things I must do now, today, before the darkness takes me.
- version30
When I am 100 I will wonder what I did so wrong to live so long
- MrD0
is there a "I will .." series for 70 year olds?
- ********0
jack Handy
- Jaline0
I don't think I want to be 100.
- ********0
If you do not do those things now, living to 100 is not going to be worth it.
Fuck climbing a mountain, I am trying to climb myself into Wilt the Stilt numbers, with cars upon cars, and a promotion every year until I wake up go out on my own, haha.
- ********0
I'd start smoking gauloises
- grunttt0
when i am 100 i will loudly say... Where The Hell Am I? I'm Hungry! It's Cold In Here! Who Are You? It's Cold In Here!
- barbtastic0
no way live to be 100...
see suicide thread
- bolus0
you oke jevad?
- OSFA0
when I am 100 I'll be laughing at jevad because I hooked up with the girl that left him breathless at the top of the mountain that caught his attention.
Then, I'll steal his Jell-o.
- ********0
- jevad0
^ HAHAHAHAHHA!!!
: )
- jevad0
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
- Point50
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
jevad
(Jun 13 07, 13:06)
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...and it takes Point5 to come along and stomp the shit out of both of them.
- version30
*takes picture of memorable moment
*shutter clicks
- jevad0
If you're robbing a bank and you're pants fall down, I think it's okay to laugh and to let the hostages laugh too, because, come on, life is funny.
- version30
shoot every fucking hostage that made a peep, i told everyone to shut up and lay down!
- harlequino0
I'm gonna be 101.
Cuz it's one louder.
- ********0
This weekend apparently, I was at a party and I saw this girl I thought was cute, but then I heard her drop a Seinfeld reference ... so I immediately walked over and to inform her that I think it moved.
We had a blast.
The next day I was told my two friends were busy talking about which one was going to talk to her.
Always remember, that if you like a girl ... do not wait, because I will not.
Unless she is unattractive to me ... which is probably the case if you are attracted to her.
So you are okay.
I do not know who that last comment was directed at, it just sounded good with this post, haha.
