When I am 100
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- ********0
OWTT?
- Jaline0
flavorful's manifesto
- ********0
Also, I do not wait for girls to break up with their boyfriends, or if some guy is already talking to them already.
I will not live to 100 because I imagine some STD will strike me down sooner rather than later.
Or someone will rip off my left testicle and I will sweet release myself.
- version30
flav, you are welcome in my circle any day
you seem to understand the way the game is played
- ********0
I am going to cremate my left arm and snort it.
- version30
*brings cellulose papers to party
- barbtastic0
flavorful, yr da man
- ********0
Jevad, awhile back I really did write like 10 guidelines to girls ... after re-reading it, it is kind of like a "How To: Die Alone (but have a blast in the process)" type of thing.
It is funny though.
I will try and clean it up and send it off to you.
If anything for a good laugh, haha.
- barbtastic0
i wanna see this list, i bet we have the same one
- OSFA0
flav you are a nasty semi-man!
- abba_cadaver0
100 will be middle age
- madirish0
- live it like you dream it
- drive it like you stole it
- love it like you want to be loved
- leave it the way you want it found so another can do the same.
- jevad0
Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait, not me, you.
- madirish0
that movie is so great. john cuesak (sp?) was rad in that.
the opening 2 scenes alone make it awesome.
- ********0
Ha, I just watched that again on Sunday, classic
- jevad0
Life, to me, is like a quiet forest pool, one that needs a direct hit from a big rock half-buried in the ground. You pull and you pull, but you can't get the rock out of the ground. So you give it a good kick, but you lose your balance and go skidding down the hill toward the pool. Then out comes a big Hawaiian man who was screwing his wife beside the pool because they thought it was real pretty. He tells you to get out of there, but you start faking it, like you're talking Hawaiian, and then he gets mad and chases you...
- madirish0
i seriously have tears in my eyes when bugger snorts that jello.
so awesome.
- ********0
life to me is like blo,
it's always 8AM and your looking for more.
