Lawrence Fishburne
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- PonyBoy0
ha... I think everyone has bumped into one of the bare naked ladies at one time or another...
... i bumped into two of them in Montreal. :) the singer and the drummer...
... those guys are so damned ugly that you can't miss 'em... mad talented though (though I'm not a huge fan... but I have to credit the true skills they have). :)
- flavorful0
pah, take it as a compliment.
-sputnik-
(May 31 07, 14:03)One time, this person said that I couldn’t take a compliment well.
I said thanks.
:D
- PonyBoy0
flavorful... would you say it's a nice night for an evening?
:D
- canuck0
Yeah, the fat guys wife wasn't much to look at either. I guess, he got tied down before the band got big.
- flavorful0
What does that even mean? hahaha
- Jaline0
*sends entire office email of k0na
TOO LATE!
- honest0
Isn't he voicing that silver naked dude on the surf board?
- PonyBoy0
BUT NOT FROM THE WAIST DOWN!!!
OHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
flavorful
(May 31 07, 12:35)
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OH SHIT!! someone call the Franklin Mint - cuz you just coined one!!
- flavorful0
My ex-girl ... thing ... was having a surprise going away party thrown for her, so I went like the nice person I am and even got her a present.
Of course I showed up late, missed the big surprise but she was fine with it, and was just happy I was there.
However, this group of douches who were buying champagne by the bottle, and like top shelf liquor the whole nite kept staring at us the whole time whenever we would talk.
Until finally they came over and asked if I was Brad Pitt.
To which she just went, "No he is his younger brother."
They thought she was Angelina Jolie ... and I was Brad Pitt.
So I jokingly go, "You must be two sheets to wind to think this - what are you drinking?"
...
All our drinks were paid for after that ... after parties were after that ... I do not remember much except everyone was taking pictures with us and I woke up at her house the next morning with about 50 missed calls a piece on our phones as we apparently just ditched everyone at her party.
Oh and her present?
An abortion a few weeks later.
Just kidding, haha. I got her a hand made finger puppet of a Cheetah and I have the Lion.
- k0na_an0k0
i ran into jamie presley at some small club in the bellagio a few years ago. she had rented it out for a private party but a buddy of mine gave the doorman a 100 bucks to let us in. i turned the corner while walking in and bumped right into her. oops.
partied with david draiman at a bar he owns in chicago. $2 mickeys. we were fucked up beyond belief. one of the bouncers had to carry him to the back room and he passed out on the office chair.
other than a few players from the sox i've never really met a real celeb.
i had no idea who david was until the night was almost over and he said it was his bar so there was no way in hell he was getting kicked out.
- flavorful0
hahaah, I am using that Pony.
- PonyBoy0
ALRIGHT FLAV... now yer jus' makin' shit up.
- Jaline0
Cool! And yes, honest, he is voicing him. Perfect choice, imo.
- Witt0
An acquaintance of mine went to NY a few years ago and stayed at some hotel in Manhattan. She was a bit paranoid about being mugged on the streets.
Entering the elevator in the hotel and after the doors closed, a man next to her says: "Hit to 4". She understood "Hit to floor", and dived begging for her life. Then there's this roaring laugh and Mr. Eddy Murphy helps her back to her feet.
- Jaline0
ha!
- flavorful0
hahaha, my long hair and beard phase had me getting a lot of weird celebrities lookalikes.
I got Heath Ledger and Owen Wilson too.
To the latter I would also go, Look I have a big schnoz but it’s not all fucked up for Christ’s Sake.
- jox0
I ran in to that guy from Lethal Weapon in the cereal aisle in Sweden! Not Mel.
- Jaline0
Really, k0na? I'm surprised.
I thought people who lived in the bigger cities of the U.S. would see lots of celebs.
- PonyBoy0
hmmm...
....10 bux says flav's bald, fat and repairs air conditioners for a living.