Lawrence Fishburne
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My ex-girl ... thing ... was having a surprise going away party thrown for her, so I went like the nice person I am and even got her a present.
Of course I showed up late, missed the big surprise but she was fine with it, and was just happy I was there.
However, this group of douches who were buying champagne by the bottle, and like top shelf liquor the whole nite kept staring at us the whole time whenever we would talk.
Until finally they came over and asked if I was Brad Pitt.
To which she just went, "No he is his younger brother."
They thought she was Angelina Jolie ... and I was Brad Pitt.
So I jokingly go, "You must be two sheets to wind to think this - what are you drinking?"
...
All our drinks were paid for after that ... after parties were after that ... I do not remember much except everyone was taking pictures with us and I woke up at her house the next morning with about 50 missed calls a piece on our phones as we apparently just ditched everyone at her party.
Oh and her present?
An abortion a few weeks later.
Just kidding, haha. I got her a hand made finger puppet of a Cheetah and I have the Lion.