Lawrence Fishburne
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- flavorful0
What does that even mean? hahaha
- PonyBoy0
flavorful... would you say it's a nice night for an evening?
:D
- flavorful0
pah, take it as a compliment.
-sputnik-
(May 31 07, 14:03)One time, this person said that I couldn’t take a compliment well.
I said thanks.
:D
- kingjulien0
Forrest Whitaker could whoop his ass.
- flavorful0
Hehe, actually this girl I know met Owen at a party and he took to her something fierce.
Turns out he is scummier than I am, haha.
He would bend her over and kiss her bum, and lift up her skirt when she was walking, hahaha.
But the best part was in his car when they were making out he made her moon him ... while he wacked off.
...
Then they went out to get pancakes afterwards.
hahahahahah
- -sputnik-0
To the latter I would also go, Look I have a big schnoz but it’s not all fucked up for Christ’s Sake.
flavorful
(May 31 07, 12:55)pah, take it as a compliment. his is charmingly fucked up ;)
- flavorful0
hahahaha, well played sir, well played.
- k0na_an0k0
HAHAHA!osfa swoops in and saves the day!
- OSFA0
- v-gates0
'Mr. Clean', Gunner's Mate
3rd Class Tyrone Miller
- PonyBoy0
hmmm...
....10 bux says flav's bald, fat and repairs air conditioners for a living.
- flavorful0
hahaha, my long hair and beard phase had me getting a lot of weird celebrities lookalikes.
I got Heath Ledger and Owen Wilson too.
To the latter I would also go, Look I have a big schnoz but it’s not all fucked up for Christ’s Sake.
- PonyBoy0
ALRIGHT FLAV... now yer jus' makin' shit up.
- flavorful0
hahaah, I am using that Pony.
- flavorful0
My ex-girl ... thing ... was having a surprise going away party thrown for her, so I went like the nice person I am and even got her a present.
Of course I showed up late, missed the big surprise but she was fine with it, and was just happy I was there.
However, this group of douches who were buying champagne by the bottle, and like top shelf liquor the whole nite kept staring at us the whole time whenever we would talk.
Until finally they came over and asked if I was Brad Pitt.
To which she just went, "No he is his younger brother."
They thought she was Angelina Jolie ... and I was Brad Pitt.
So I jokingly go, "You must be two sheets to wind to think this - what are you drinking?"
...
All our drinks were paid for after that ... after parties were after that ... I do not remember much except everyone was taking pictures with us and I woke up at her house the next morning with about 50 missed calls a piece on our phones as we apparently just ditched everyone at her party.
Oh and her present?
An abortion a few weeks later.
Just kidding, haha. I got her a hand made finger puppet of a Cheetah and I have the Lion.
- PonyBoy0
BUT NOT FROM THE WAIST DOWN!!!
OHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
flavorful
(May 31 07, 12:35)
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OH SHIT!! someone call the Franklin Mint - cuz you just coined one!!
- Jaline0
*sends entire office email of k0na
TOO LATE!
- k0na_an0k0
*gasp
shh! don't tell!
- Jaline0
that's true, flavor.
- flavorful0
BUT NOT FROM THE WAIST DOWN!!!
OHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!