Stuff in your Food
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- Gucci
Any stories about weird shit you've found in your food? Hair? Bandages? Fingers?
- mg330
One of my friends found a thumb sized chunk of meat gristle in a can of Keystone once when we were in high school or college.
They complained and got coupon vouchers for a ton of free beer.
- mrdobolina0
omg.
- grunttt0
i once found a nut (as in nut & bolt) in my omelet. Luckily i saw it before i bit it. I showed it to the waitress and she said "thanks, they've been looking for that in the kitchen." They gave me the omelet for free (but only the omelet, still had to pay for coffee and my lady's breakfast).
- k0na_an0k0
years ago i found a sizable piece of bone in a tombstone cheese and sausage pizza. or, what i could only assume was bone. i bit into a chunk of sausage and there it was.
yuck.
when i was a bartender we'd get gnats in the booze once in a while, sometimes i'd forget to check the bottles on the weekends. one friday night a guy brings his drink up to the bar, glenlivet on the rocks. we didn't many, if any requests for that drink so the bottle hadn't been touched in a long time. he showed me his drink and there was a gnat on top of one of the icecubes. i said 'oh don't worry, he won't drink much' and nervously laughed, to which he said 'yeah but his friends might' and held up the glass to the light. there was at least 10 gnats in his drink.
i made the mistake of telling him his dinner was on the house BEFORE he ordered. 2 lobsters, 2 fillets, and a shitload of shrimp and crab appetizers later we finally asked the douche to leave when he ordered 3 more lobsters to go.
- mariawei0
my friend becca found a giant nail in her veggie fritters at the indian restaurant on 6th in nyc (the one with red chilly pepper lights)!
- elahon0
In grade school I found 3 or 4 earwigs (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ea... AKA tweezer-bugs, in my Italian sandwich. I was pretty freaked out.
I also found a band-aid in my Subway sandwich in High School. It was when the first Subway came to my area and the workers weren't using gloves. I got some free sandwiches out of it, but I didn't eat Subway for like 5 years.
- grunttt0
a girl i went to school with went through a fast food drive through and ordered food. they forgot to give her a straw so she took the lid off of her drink and on top was a fingernail - looked like someone had been biting and spitting their nails into the ice machine. fucking nasty.
- mrdobolina0
I once found a mouse in a bottle of Elsinore Beer. They gave me all kinds of free beer, eh.
- mariawei0
*edit: hardware nail, not human nail
- mg330
When I waited tables in college, we had a customer who "claimed" we made his enchiladas with the bottom of a beer bottle inside of them.
No kidding, this guy had put the bottom of a bottle into his enchilada HIMSELF and tried to say that one of the cooks did it.
I think he was thrown out of the place, it was just too absurd.
- Gucci0
My dad found a dirty ciggarette but in his french fries a few years back.
I found a clump of hair in mine a few years later (different place). I'm not talking a strand. no no. This looked like a celebrity hairstylist chopped off some asian chef's harlequin-romance-novel-locks and dropped it into the fucking styrofoam container. Never went back.
- blaw0
this thread makes me never want to eat out again.
- paraselene0
we've been over this one already, but it definitely bears repeating:
diaphragm in jar of honey
- barbtastic0
haha, ppl that eat fast food are funny...
- mg330
A Boba Fett in honey:
- seed0
A sharp bone inside a grilled chicken sandwich form McDs many years ago.
I can almost puke even thinking about a hair in food.