Stuff in your Food
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years ago i found a sizable piece of bone in a tombstone cheese and sausage pizza. or, what i could only assume was bone. i bit into a chunk of sausage and there it was.
yuck.
when i was a bartender we'd get gnats in the booze once in a while, sometimes i'd forget to check the bottles on the weekends. one friday night a guy brings his drink up to the bar, glenlivet on the rocks. we didn't many, if any requests for that drink so the bottle hadn't been touched in a long time. he showed me his drink and there was a gnat on top of one of the icecubes. i said 'oh don't worry, he won't drink much' and nervously laughed, to which he said 'yeah but his friends might' and held up the glass to the light. there was at least 10 gnats in his drink.
i made the mistake of telling him his dinner was on the house BEFORE he ordered. 2 lobsters, 2 fillets, and a shitload of shrimp and crab appetizers later we finally asked the douche to leave when he ordered 3 more lobsters to go.