food to get laid
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something light, but here's one important thing, for desert make sure you eat pecans and honey.
You take nice whole pieces of pecans and dip them into honey before you put them in your mouth. I guarantee you sexual tension in the air when pecans and the taste of honey mix in her mouth. Btw, honey and pecans act as an aphrodisiac food.
Make sure you are sitting on a couch or something close to each other. Then proceed after she tastes it for the first time, make sure you tell her the story about the aphrodisiac effect I just told you (make it sound more intruiging as a custom in Europe or some shit like that, also say that lovers fed each other with that food through centuries) and take a pecan, dip it into honey and slowly try to put it in her mouth, if she takes it, go for a kiss and whazaaaam you are getting laid. Trust me.
L8r.
PS.
GO SUNS!!!!