I've been trying this thing...
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- acescence0
i've recently given up my 3 bong hit breakfast, maybe i'll irish up the coffee instead?
- bulletfactory0
the first shot is for my grandfather, the second shot is for my father, and the third shot...... that one's for me.
- JackRyan0
Your tough as nails.
- ********0
Jack, have you gotten that stabbing pain in the gut thing yet? that's the best
- JackRyan0
Not yet...well, not since I had ulcers. I haven't had those for a while.
- _salisae_0
an infamous rum runner healed himself of a belly full of coast guard inflicted bullets by declaring:
'alright. if i'm going to die at least let me have some of my whisky.'
a week later he was out of the hospital.
- JackRyan0
See...I'm telling you guys...it has magical healing powers. I was in venice with family for new years. While everyone was drinking there fill of champagne, I was drinking my bottle of Johnnie Walker from the duty free store. Everybody got sick besides me...they closed the airlines bathroom after my ex-wifes, sisters husband used it. Me...me, I was fine...
- ********0
i find it's best to drive drunk in the morning. less suspicious.
grunttt
(May 2 07, 07:19)hahahaha this is true.
Also, in the early afternoon.
I try to not even drive a car if I have like 2 beers, but sometimes like lunch happy hours makes that impossible.
- ********0
Look at it this way, if you can’t be the same person socially without some booze in you, you probably should not drink.
Or you should be drunk all the time.
Either or.
- Jaline0
Clearly they just had Conversion Disorder, aka. mass hysteria. They were so convinced that there something was wrong with them because of how something was wrong with one person, that they started showing its symptoms. What a bunch of tools.
- ********0
hahahaha, you got that from House!
- Jaline0
yup :)
- material-10
this seems like a very denver kinda thing
- JackRyan0
Hahahahahah...they are tools. I've just never have seen a group of people collectively shit as much as they did...hahahahaha. They wouldn't even leave our place to go down to Piazza San Marco...so I went by myself, well, me and Johnnie. I got lost...pissed in the grand canal...got lead back to my place by some highschool girls. I got all of there phone numbers and bought and shipped some chucks to them after I got back to the states. I also shot off some crazy old school fireworks with this really old guy...they were like the cylinder topped with the cone on the stick...I let one go and it shot sideways into this church and exploded, he didn't let me shoot anymore off....hahahahaha.
- Jaline0
you sure you didn't hallucinate that?
- JackRyan0
I have pictures...
- ********0
slippery slope.
- _salisae_0
some years ago i tried an alcoholic's lifestyle. would have 2-3 vodka and cranberries after work. then 3-4. then upped it to 4-5.
i was set to marry someone so that may have had something to do with it. worst part was i failed at both an alcoholic's life and at marrying someone.
- ********0
I am here for your Shari; I will be the alcoholic for you, that you wanted to be, haha.
- neue75_bold0
it is more difficult than it looks, but then again, it doesn't look very good 10 years in...