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- mg330
Also, maybe you could do this, not sure. I always intended to when I worked at a huge retail store with lots of people coming and going in the break room.
Get a new bottle of hand lotion, empty out lotion, and fill with another substance that LOOKS like lotion, such as:
mayonaisse
liquid paper
liquid butterGLUE
Actually, glue AND mayonaisse would rule.
Send that to her, maybe get some cheap lotion an old lady would use. Then when she uses it, viola - she's f'd.
- JackRyan0
These are great.
- jharbort0
a peanut butter & jelly sandwich w/a note that reads. "Hope you have a good day at school, (heart) Mom"
tylerdesigner
(Mar 28 07, 09:11)+ winner +
- Nairn0
lol mg33, that's genius!
You could just use paint :)
I've just had a thought related to this - make a copy of someone's desktop wallpaper and turn it into a gif, adding a single .01sec frame with 'COCK!' subtly added every 5 minutes or so..
- radar0
sneak around & take photos of her in public places, then mail them to her with creepy notes, actually you wouldn't even need notes, the photos would be creepy enough.
- tasty0
you seem to have experience radar....
smile.nod.slowly back away.
- mg330
Tasty - send her a carton of organic tampons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
READ BELOW!
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"The next time you buy sanitary pads or tampons, check the labels and see whether you spot any of the familiar signs stated in this email.No wonder so many women in the world suffer from cervical cancer and womb tumors. Have you heard that tampon makers include asbestos in tampons? Why would they do this?
Because asbestos makes you bleed more, if you bleed more, you're going to need to use more.
Why this isn’t against the law since asbestos is so dangerous?
Because the powers that be, in all their wisdom (not), did not consider tampons as being ingested, and therefore, didn't consider them illegal or dangerous.This month's Essence magazine has a small article about this and they mention two manufacturers of a cotton tampon alternative. The companies are:
Organic Essentials @ 1-800-765-6491 and Terra Femme
1-800-755-0212.A woman getting her Ph. D at the University of Colorado at Boulder sent the following:
"I am writing this because women are not being
informed about the dangers of something most of us use: tampons.
I am taking a class this month and I have been learning a lot about biology and women, including feminine hygiene.
Recently we have learned that tampons are actually dangerous (for other reasons than TSS). After learning about this in our class, most of
the females wound up feeling angry and upset with the tampon industry, and
I for one, am going to do something about it.TO START,
I want to inform everyone I can, and email is the fastest way that I know how." HERE IS THE SCOOP:
Tampons contain two things that are potentially harmful: Rayon (for absorbency), and dioxin (a chemical used in bleaching the products).
The tampon industry is convinced that we, as women, need bleached white products in order to view the product as pure and clean.
(Side note from Alexys: In Sweden, all BLEACHED HYGEINE PRODUCTS have been outlawed because of this danger. Toilet paper and Tampons are included in this. The law has been in action for quite a while now. Wonder why the U.S. is lagging?)
The problem here is that the dioxin, which is produced in this bleaching process, can lead to very harmful problems
for a woman.Dioxin is potentially carcinogenic (cancer associated) and is toxic to the immune and reproductive systems.
It has also been linked to endometriosis and lower sperm counts for men.
For both sexes, it breaks down the immune sys tem.
Last September, the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) reported that there really is no "acceptable" level of exposure to dioxin given that it is cumulative and slow to disintegrate. The real danger comes from repeated contact (Karen Couppert "Pulling the Plug on the Tampon Industry").
I'd say using about 4-5 tampons a day, five days a
month, for 38 years is "repeated contact", wouldn't
you?
Rayon contributes to the danger of tampons and dioxin because it is a highly absorbent substance.
Therefore, when fibers from the tampons are left behind in the v... (as usually occurs), it creates a
breeding ground for the dioxin. It also stays in a lot longer than it would with just cotton tampons.This is also the reason why TSS (toxic shock syndrome) occurs.
WHAT ARE THE ALTERNATIVES?
Using feminine hygiene products that aren't bleached and that are all cotton.
Other feminine hygiene products: pads/napkins) contain dioxin as well, but they are not nearly as dangerous.
So, what can you do if you can't give up using tampons? Use tampons that are made from 100% UNBLEACHED.Unfortunately, there are very few companies that make these safe tampons. They are usually only found in health food stores. Countries all over the world ( Sweden , Germany , British Columbia ,etc.) have demanded a switch to this safer tampon, while the U.S. has decided to keep us in the dark about it. In 1989, activists in England mounted a campaign against chlorine bleaching. 50,000 letters later, the makers of sanitary products switched to oxygen bleaching, one of the green methods available MS magazine, May/June 1995).
WHAT TO DO NOW:
Tell people.
Everyone.
Inform them.
We are being manipulated by this industry and the
government, let's
do something about it!Please write to the companies:
Tampax (Tambrands); Playtex; O.B.; Kotex.
All the 800 numbers are listed on the boxes.
Let them know that we demand a safe product!
- radar0
you seem to have experience radar....
smile.nod.slowly back away.tasty
(Mar 28 07, 10:31)not really, I've never sent the photos to them.
- canuck0
Send her a fake threatening invoice for something bizarre.
Then set up a phone number with an voice mail message.
- CALLES0
send her some deodorant tooth paste toothbrush shampoo and conditioner
- JG_LB0
send her her head on a silver platter